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- You? - All good.
Here's actually what's going to happen.
Right, physical therapy. The miracle of stretching.
Good effort. Do well in surgery.
- What? - We are never going to learn anything
- Yeah, kind of. - And when you guys hang out, is it fun?
I know he's a tool, but then how come I feel so horrible?
And so, if it's cool with him, I'd like to introduce you all to my boyfriend.
but you just can't help it, 'cause you have to know
(BOTH LAUGHING)
- Hey, how many keys did you make? - Mmm, just a couple.
Art's been slinging peanuts at the ballpark for 40 years.
(LAUGHING NERVOUSLY) Well, not we. We are not a we.
(LAUGHING)
but I always tell people that. Makes the white man feel guilty.
I'm serious. Bow down. Now get out.
Do you think maybe your cart wasn't stolen? Maybe it just left on its own?
- How you holding up? - Fine.
I did it because I'm proud that a girl like you
Let's handle this like men.
what's under that pus-y, filled mess.
- I am. Now, if you would please say it. - No, I'm too pissed off!
No! No! No!
Yeah, and I'm sad for you,
from a horrible disease known as Being-Dr. -Cox's-Bitch-itis.
'cause I'm downloading every Golden Girls episode.
Dr. Turk's a cutie.
All right, who wants a key to a golf cart?
Nice speech. Nobody cares.
Drew, why would you tell everyone about me and Cole?
and I know I act like an ass sometimes, but I thought you saw through that.
Oh, no. Now I'm not gonna get to wear the Traveling Pants this week.
You and I both know that he would have spent most of that time
(WHISTLING)