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Hey, annoying girl. My fault. Too general.
Oh, no. That's how friends make jokes.
Listen to me. This could buy him some time.
Because here, everyone needs someone to watch their back.
I'm sick of Cole. He's always running late.
But it's just because I'm a man of honor.
- You said you were stabbed. - How come you never get my jokes?
By punishing her, I punish myself. Such is life.
Dr. Cox tells me there's a surgical option.
Does he ever say sweet stuff to you?
- You're smiling. - Oh, crap.
(CLEARS THROAT) Ladies and gentlemen, toot-toot tootie,
Pina Cole-lada... You know what I'm saying.
Happy?
If you saw your face, you'd understand.
- He's a great listener. - Why?
Both. Look, I know what people think of me,
Just saying.
- Now go. Chop-chop. - You said you were stabbed.
Well, maybe if you just apologize to the cart, it'll come back.
- Yeah, I got it. - Yeah.
- Haven't found your cart yet, huh? - Nope.
I'm tired of repeating the same procedure to you guys over and over.
with one thing in particular. Dr. Turk, do you have anything to add?
You would say that, you slice-happy knife jockey.
That ain't right.
There she is.
DREW: Whoa.
I bought a candle to set the mood. Work with me, it's all they had.
Hey, guys, what's up? You out here scoping the ladies?
Yeah, and he's always making light of my family
Just my first thought. I'm still working out the rest.
but if you come back, I promise I'll treat you better.
(ALL LAUGHING)
And again and again,
The school assigned us scooters.
You think it's so cool just to brag to everybody