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Bottom line, touch the cart again and you're going down.
I don't have the core muscles to ride that bitch.
When I play, I play for keeps. Bank on it.
Yeah, this makes sense.
- Cole, can I talk to you? - Out in public like this?
Well, you do so by losing a bet again and again and again and again.
(GROANS) Drew, if I wanted to be with a girl, I could.
No. I'm right and you're wrong, and you damn sure are doing it
Yeah, that actually leads perfectly into what I wanted to talk to you about.
They were still in their puppy-love stage.
he seemed to be doing okay.
- There's not that much of that. - Well, we get awfully busy
You said you were attacked.
Why don't we just call it a day and we'll start fresh in the morning?
- Okay, I'll do it. - Yeah, and not like the kind of beach
Oh, no, it's his grandson.
Oh, nice. How did they not see us stealing their cart?
A trick candle? I mean, who finds these funny?
Denise, that was girl talk.
And the winning streak continues! Yes, sir!
I don't quit more.
I mean, I know, yes, we're both late, but we're not, like,
- No. - No.
Hey, did you remind him I'm one-eighteenth American Indian?
Okay, you're wishy-washy, you're obsessed with horses,
I was just about to start, then my boy Boots called
Damn, girl, you can't just jump in front of golf carts.
in this hospital, just waiting to die.
(SIGHS)
but we don't want to let this candle go to waste.
I'm mostly focused on how small your cans are.
Oh, hey, can I borrow your laptop
Man, I never noticed what a beautiful smile you have.
I need you to go find out who has the cart.
would want to be with someone like me.
And hopefully no one comes along and says what we don't want to hear.
Damn, this sucks. I'm dying on my own.
Because I know it just started out as a hook-up.