Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Next time we're in Tijada, Shel, don't let me forget.
- Did you get your shoes? - No, they were all awful.
You're going to have to leave the office. Dr. Kornpett, I'm sorry.
My goodness, this is some kind of engraving.
It was done in the name of something pretty important which you couldn't understand.
- What's the story on this guy? - The general?
which were stolen yesterday from the United States Mint.
Vince, if it's so cut and dry, you don't need me, right?
Complete stranger. He sat down here next to me.
You've been with them how long? Twenty years?
- No kidding around. What do we do? - This is it, Shel. That's all she wrote.
Shel, the end is in sight, I assure you.
Wait a minute. You made all that up about him on the phone?
- You can get up. It's all over. - Shel, we can get up now.
- Oh, thank you. - We're just very, very glad you're here.
It was so simple. We made a mistake in the counting ‒
Oh, that'll do it. That's more than enough.
I just don't know what to make of it or what I should do with it.
Serpentine!
What's going on here?
Goddamn. You take the fire escape. I'll take the stairs. Go.
smoke out the action and nail those bastards.
- Vince! - Shelly!
Go away from me. Don't look at me or talk to me.
I'll get this, Shel.
Uh, Sheldon has provided invaluable assistance to the success of this mission.
- Oh, Jesus Maria. - This is Alpha Beta! Come in!
You never take an early lunch?
What did you do?
I'll get ya! Yeah, I'll get your ass! I'll get ya!
And they're supposed to guess what all that crap is worth?
What did you say?
No, no. He no like the food.
His accountant tells him to take all these deductions, but he never does.
- It's 1270, man. - I said, keep going!
You okay?
but I could have told you he was gonna blow sky high.
It's worth it. Man, believe me, that's a quality paint job.
via the General Garcia toll bridge.
I'm here with a man who works for the CIA.
Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
I'm getting to that. Sit down. Finish your soup.
Bravo. Bravo, bravo.
- Day after tomorrow, huh, Mrs. Kornpett? - Oh, God, don't mention it.
SERPENTINE!! SERPENTINE!!!!
I don't think so, Barry.
- Yeah, well, I have a good practice. - Yeah, it looks like an absolute gold mine.
This is from Shelly and me.
under the provisions of the Guacamole Act of 1917.
Oh, that's very funny.
Okay. Let me ask you a question.
Well, I was just in the neighborhood and I thought I'd say howdy-doo.
Sí. Down to business.
Miguel!
It's an engraving for a bill. Here, look.
- Taxi, señor? - Sí.
Who are these guys? What, are they after you or what?
Good. I need the American Embassy, please.
A GHOST ???!!!!?? IS YOUR GHOST GOING TO REPORT ME ???!!!!??
- No kidding. - Yeah.
- An hour late. Great start. - I'm sure there's a good reason.
- Dad, this is a million dollars. - Yeah, it's not enough? I'll give you more.
No.
Flies.
through many happy and peaceful years.
Oh. And the parents?
♪ I think that I shall never see ♪
Lobby. Look at a magazine.
I'm not talking about incest, for Christ's sake.
You got a family and all, and uncles and aunts and cousins.
Roll over!
- It's a wonderful thing, General. - I don't know when I've felt so proud.
- This morning. - Well, I never have that kind of luck.
But listen, that kind of money by tomorrow, that's impossible.
You're a total stranger. You called the agency.
Scranton, Pennsylvania? What for?
General, that's a hell of an act. You're a very gifted man.
Serpentine! Serpentine!
I think she's right.
Isn't that always the case?
- General? - ¿Sí?
You robbed the United States Mint on your own?
There's no reason to be sorry.
and my own son derogates.
That's a relief. I was beginning to get worried.
What are we doin' up here? I don't understand.
Vince, it's 9:00 in the morning.