Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

they all owe billions of dollars to the West, and they can never pay it back.
Ah, take your breath away. Shel, can you believe that?
Please, gentlemen, enter.
What the hell. I never get out of here anyway.
I wish I had the choice but to kill you.
That was it? The dental thing? I'm a dead man!
where I can make these kind of top-level phone calls to top businessmen,
You're just projecting like crazy.
- Through there? - Yeah. First door to the left.
It's Ricardo.
Come on.
- No, no, no, no. Any time. - Oh, wonderful.
Well, all they had was Hustler in Spanish.
- You gonna be long? - I'll be back within an hour.
Yes, yes, yes. He just pick.
Uh, by the way, here.
They're late, all right? Don't make it like a family issue.
Home visit
- Shelly! - What?
We celebrate.
- No, no, we have an orchestra. - Dad, will you please be serious?
Oh, that's wrong.
Five minutes.
- Sheldon? - What's that?
- Is this coffee freeze-dried, by the way? - Yes, it is.
They make a chicken sandwich here. They serve it on a hard roll.
The thing will be out of your house in two hours.
That's very kind of you, Shel. And don't think I'm gonna abuse the privilege.
Sheldon, now, I just explained to you it was a fabricated ‒
Let me explain something to you.
I'll give it a shot.
- Maybe they'll make it for lunch. - Oh, it's such a shame.
- He's simply not equipped, General. - My father, that son of a bitch.
How so?
Their only hope is worldwide inflation.
He's definitely coming over?
- Hey, look at this. - What?
I understand. But I want you to know what kind of a tooth this was.
- Can you stop the car? - Maybe you're right, Sheldon.
It's an extraordinary tooth. It's gonna be an honor for me to pull it out.
- Take it easy. - You too, Vince.
- Yeah. - Your wife is on the line.
Ah, you're probably right.
- Tijada. - What's Tijada?
- Where we going? - My office. I want you to break into my safe.
I'll do my best.
That's it.
The Bay of Pigs.
- And what else? - I don't like, uh ‒
The CIA.
- What? - A Z?
- And remember the wine. - Oh, and remember the wine.
And I couldn't agree more.
Mmm. It's very nice. It's a little greasy, but it's very nice.
Well, I'm really glad you stopped by, Vince.
- Absolutely. - What a guy.
¡Preparen armas!
Geez, I couldn't take that kind of rejection.
You're with Vince Ricardo? How much insurance do you carry?
- Beautiful. - There is another 10 million.
Right. Now come on, let's get goin'.
I have flames on my car!
Sadly, there's very little you can do
They thought it was too risky. Turned it down.
who should not see the bag.
- Hmm. It's heavy, isn't it? - Mm-hmm.
Vince!
and suddenly there's trillions of extra dollars, francs and marks floating around?
- I don't want to sit down. I don't want my soup. - You hardly touched it.
Don't push out with your tongue now, please.
- And you might even enjoy it. - Yeah?
Billy and Bing would have been co-anchormen on the evening news in China.
- I don't want to intrude. - No, no intrusion.
- Why are you getting so excited? - Why am I getting so excited?
♪ As it softly said ♪
The acorn, sweetheart, from the tree.
You're going where?
Oh, Christ, no.
Holy Christ!
I remember Vince saying he wanted to invite you.
- It doesn't make sense? - No, it makes sense. It makes sense.
May I share something with you?
Here we go.
Oh, he was gone for ages.
This is Señor Pepe.
Well, my life has been in almost constant jeopardy for 24 hours now.
- The inner sanctum, huh? - Yeah.
so that individuals of high standing in the community
No, I said, Hello, Jesus, and he said, Hello, Vince.
- Do you understand Latin, Sheldon? - Yeah, a little.
- Believe me, I know what it's like. - You must be the lovely mother of the bride.
Delightful. Wonderful. Wonderful people.
But we are getting married.
By the time you get back, this thing will be resolved. Take my word for it.
Don't they squeal when they die?