Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Dad and his mysterious phone calls.
Vince! Vince!
Please, don't bother. I'll find it.
You took those slides of them that never came out, remember?
I got some tennis sneakers so it wouldn't be a total loss.
and sometimes with these overseas connections I have to scream like a banshee.
I have flames on my car!
- All right. Any problems? - None.
You're really very sweet. I'm getting a little nervous about ‒
Sweetheart ‒ It's toothpaste.
Cabernet's great.
I haven't even met the bride's family yet.
She's marrying the son, not the father.
That's them. Are you okay, or are you gonna be totally hostile to them?
What'd he say?
You want to know why I'm getting excited!
- ♪ A tree that may in summer wear ♪ - This chicken is really sensational.
Me too. Good-bye.
I've been around a little. Give a listen.
He's a wild man, that's why.
Doc, I want to congratulate you.
Keep moving.
The son is the acorn. You gotta look at the tree.
A man calling himself D. Tracy will come to your home wearing galoshes.
- Oh, listen... - I mean n-normally, he's, uh ‒
¡Presenten armas!
Give me the bag.
I know it, and the cab driver knows it. We both say it.
Very nice.
- Jesus, he's a raving fruitcake. - Don't underestimate him.
He checks out the engraving.
Well, maybe this will make it up to you.
A crime punishable by a maximum sentence of 40 years in a federal penitentiary.
- He's nice? - He's nice.
- How could you? I almost got killed. - I know.
The CIA.
In the counting of the invitations.
General, I insist on at least a blindfold for Shel here.
- That's standard procedure. - What?
What did Dad pull this time?
I'm very happy that it's to someone as wonderful as Tommy.
- He wants a million-five for this. - No sweat.
No, not really. I'd like to resolve this somehow.
But there is a certain sexual component to father-daughter relationships.
Macy's and Gimbels.
- the ones that I robbed yesterday ‒ - Yes?
Any tax trouble?
- I can't stay here. - Okay, but remember, serpentine!
- Stacks of 50. - Yeah, and there's more. We got ‒
because of the tremendous red tape in the bush.
- What are you talking about? - For Christ's sake!
- What is this show? - Are you kidding, man?
And you robbed the United States Mint for the CIA.
I would like to oblige, but I have a conscience.
And this man's death, I'm afraid,
I bet it's Arabs. I saw a TV show. This is what they do.
Vince, can't this wait till this afternoon? I'll be off around 5:00.
I left 'em in a jacket that got Martinized.
Attaché.
I gotta run, Sheldon.
Oh, fantástico.
The father does some kind of international consulting work.
- Are ya moving? - Yeah.
$6,000 a year tuition to listen to this.
All right, you got a point. You're right.
To my wonderful American friends.
And is that Mrs. General there?
Just go with the flow, Shel. Just go with the flow.
Well, he's got a vault behind the tiger painting.
Oh, dear.
TWO THINGS SHEL. DON’T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT HIS SCAR.
So I open the safe, take out a black bag and come back here to the cab.
Sí, sí. Hey, Vince, you won't forget I did this, eh?
Watch out! Look out!
- Vince, stop the car! - I'm trying.
It gives me such a warm feeling.
- Congratulations! - Thanks a lot.
I'm being irrational?
Oh!
Let me see if I got this straight.
It's in the middle of the next block, just past the Stetson Hat sign.
- Mwah! - Two days we were crazy.
We'll call it the thing. Okay, Shel? But you know I mean the engraving.
listening to stories about the Guacamole Act of 1917
- Right. Right. - They're too poor. You know that.
- Oh, the traffic was brutal. - You knew he was coming?
- I'll stand still, all right? - Happens all the time. Excuse me.
Piece of cake, Sheldon.
Or pineapple juice.
Flamenco dancers of death.
Yeah, yeah.
- You've gotta get some shoes. - I know, I know.
I said, fellas, the thing to do is to rob the US Mint.
It has no bearing on my life. I hate all of this.
- No! - Give me that bag.
My kid is getting married Sunday. How does he expect me to come up with that kind of money?
but we're really anxious to wrap this up and get home.
Isn't that the damnedest thing? Right here in the cellar.
Shit! Emergency! Open the door!
- You can see that. - Yeah.
Boy, I never missed it.
- Yeah. - Very interesting gentleman.
What a nice surprise.
Thanks for everything.
General.
I'm all backed up.
Phone?
- Do what the doc says now. - Vince.