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Okay, people, what are we rabbling about now?
- No war! No war! No war! - Oh, Jesus.
They didn't give me a choice War is not my voice, yeah!
And if it weren't for you people flexing your arms,
And you people who are anti-war, you need these flag wavers
Actually, we hadn't really come to a decision...
Oh, kick fuckin' ass, Dude!
Come on up here, everybody!
Disgraceful! Stan and Kyle, it's up to you to show all those warmongers
I believe that if we are to form a new country, we cannot be a country
I am John Hancock, President of the Congress.
And now, Randy Marsh is going to sing a protest song he wrote about the war.
Benjamin Franklin, Franklin, Franklin, Benjamin Franklin.
If the Founding Fathers saw you burning your flag
Super neat-o!
as long as we agree that America kicks ass.
People, I told you, you have to share the stage!
- He does? - He does?
gas and pharmaceutical needs.
I'll trip the rope, causing the rock to fall on my head,
Math homework, math homework, where did I file that?
because if our whole country was made up of nothing but soft, pussy protestors,
and then I will have a flashback to the times of our Founding Fathers!
It's like having your cake and eating it, too.
All donesy-wonsey.
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