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Disgraceful! Stan and Kyle, it's up to you to show all those warmongers
Come on up here, everybody!
And if it weren't for you people flexing your arms,
People, I told you, you have to share the stage!
I am John Hancock, President of the Congress.
All donesy-wonsey.
It's like having your cake and eating it, too.
Super neat-o!
- He does? - He does?
If the Founding Fathers saw you burning your flag
gas and pharmaceutical needs.
I'll trip the rope, causing the rock to fall on my head,
And now, Randy Marsh is going to sing a protest song he wrote about the war.
They didn't give me a choice War is not my voice, yeah!
Okay, people, what are we rabbling about now?
because if our whole country was made up of nothing but soft, pussy protestors,
as long as we agree that America kicks ass.
Math homework, math homework, where did I file that?
Benjamin Franklin, Franklin, Franklin, Benjamin Franklin.
- No war! No war! No war! - Oh, Jesus.
and then I will have a flashback to the times of our Founding Fathers!
Oh, kick fuckin' ass, Dude!
And you people who are anti-war, you need these flag wavers
I believe that if we are to form a new country, we cannot be a country
Actually, we hadn't really come to a decision...