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The Founding Fathers would have protested like us!
I guess we're just gonna have to do it with the three of us. Come on, guys.
But you guys are such better studiers than me. I know you can pull it off.
Make fun of me all you want, Kyle, but I will have the last laugh.
Oh, no. No, no, no, no.
Rock 'n' roll!
1776, when our Founding Fathers created America.
Yeah! That's right. Let's get back to work!
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I'm trying to have a flashback.
then some will support the war and some will protest it.
We can be a nation that believes in war
- Get up! Get up! - Easy, Kyle.
and then saying on national television
Cause we're a little bit country and we're a little bit rock 'n' roll
Yeah, yeah, can you tell me what year it is?
Oh, gee, I wonder what it used to be like in the year 1776?
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Were you like me? Did you think it weren't real?
- Rabble! Rabble! Rabble! - Rabble! Rabble! Rabble!
Yeah! We could have the boys do their presentation
pro-war propaganda!
In those days... In those days... In those days...
All right, everyone! Thank you all for coming out to protest the war, m'kay.
- What? - We didn't do our homework.
are against war.
Kick... ass, dude!
Let the flag for hypocrisy fly high from every pole
Enter, young messenger!
is the ability to do one thing and say another.
The Founding Fathers would kick all your asses!
Oh, kick fuckin' ass, Dude!
- War? - Right, what about the war?
Support!
I hate this town. I really, really do.
I'm so glad Stan and Kyle aren't here I hate those guys seriously