Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Advertisers spend billions to make you think I'm a jerk if I don't buy you jewelry.

And it would've been easier for her if she would've let me!

Would the, uh, lady like a necklace? Huh?

Yep, she deserves it too. Do you know how many times...

Well, buckle your belt anyway. No one wants to see that.

Yeah. Weird coincidence, huh?

Well, thank the Lord! Fertile Myrtle totally gets it!

But especially hard on you. I mean, since you found out you were-

you know, until the real moment comes.

Um, I want to buy a present for my girlfriend...

Won't they, Schotzie? Yes, they will!

I don't know. Kitty's seemed pretty darn happy the past couple of days.

I mean, romance was created by corporations to prey on losers...

when you're still in high school and have no money or future.

- But then she gave me- - How about that. Look how that shines.

Chicks can't keep their shirt on around a scented candle.

I'll see you later. I'm gonna go get out of this thing.

Forman, I say this to you...

Yeah, she is awesome. Why is she with you again?

- A candy bar? - Well, half a candy bar.

I had something that I was gonna give you, but I realized it was stupid.

college, getting out of my house.