Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- But then she gave me- - How about that. Look how that shines.

Um, I want to buy a present for my girlfriend...

when you're still in high school and have no money or future.

I mean, romance was created by corporations to prey on losers...

I'll see you later. I'm gonna go get out of this thing.

college, getting out of my house.

you know, until the real moment comes.

Yep, she deserves it too. Do you know how many times...

Yeah. Weird coincidence, huh?

Chicks can't keep their shirt on around a scented candle.

I don't know. Kitty's seemed pretty darn happy the past couple of days.

Would the, uh, lady like a necklace? Huh?

I had something that I was gonna give you, but I realized it was stupid.

Won't they, Schotzie? Yes, they will!

Advertisers spend billions to make you think I'm a jerk if I don't buy you jewelry.

Forman, I say this to you...

And it would've been easier for her if she would've let me!

Well, thank the Lord! Fertile Myrtle totally gets it!

But especially hard on you. I mean, since you found out you were-

Yeah, she is awesome. Why is she with you again?

- A candy bar? - Well, half a candy bar.

Well, buckle your belt anyway. No one wants to see that.