Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

about the Baxter Brothers' authorship through,
No, you mallard.
would it be okay with you if your mother joined us.
Congratulations on your acceptance to Harvard's class of 2024.
he brought his secret illegitimate daughter
investigate.
Speaking of the last few years, have you ever spoken
It's Ms. Smith.
for a little while.
You are remarkably resilient.
It's about not letting some ascot steal my family's achievements.
[sighs]
And it's over.
my college fund to the Farm was part of that.
the other goings-on in the phantasmagory that is Thistlehouse.
vis-a-vis your future matriculations.
In fact, DuPont and my MIA grandfather
Making it a particularly stressful time
[scoffs] Please.
The first bottle of Lodge Rum I ever produced.
is because you're afraid.
The Oedipus and Electra complexes.
And all I wanna do is make sure no one else does.
Maybe it's like insomnia.
Why did I get a call from Dean Kingsley
T.T., I'm 100% Cheryl Marjorie Blossom.
What is this?
about what your grandad and DuPont were like back then.
her relationship, her behavior...
But the things that she's written in her diaries...
that seem pertinent to your situation.
You're aware of negative consequences,
Yes, I do. Their war's with me, not with you.
You've already done so much good.
Kids grow up and they leave.
of your teachers at your public alma mater,
You haven't applied to any.
your near-death experience in Sweetwater River--
is trying to get those very things you claim to hate.
Now, your father, on the other hand,
And those cuts and bruises on your hands are not from sports.
[Francis] You're late.
Walk away from me? [chuckles]
Fractured?
Oh, my God, Mom!
hidden in the false bottom of your night stand?
that's moving around my house causing mischief.
Yet I'm sensing animosity.
This bottle I cracked open
that I have suffered numerous family deaths.
it's over.
From Highsmith College? I thought you were already accepted.
No, I didn't achieve Harvard.
is a lot better than the swill you've been making recently, Daddy.
Yeah, I know. I've made my peace with that.
No, silly lovebug. My chimerism test results.
My grandfather created them.
worth of psychotic parenting to unpack.
You've never been able to do that.
the Admissions Committee regrets to inform you
I'm being haunted by a ghost.
but you're compelled anyway.
because Veronica Luna is no one's Cordelia.