Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- This is great. - This is beautiful.
You want me to fix you a drink or something?
That's my mother!
- Oh, come on. Yes! - No. No!
You know, I've never met a man who shied away from 20-year-old girls.
Oh, I'll get it.
No, I'm not. I am not.
I slept with all these guys this summer, but, hey...
Hold on, let me just get-
Don't worry. He won't be home for hours. He's into private instruction.
Oh, Felicia.
It's taking me a second to get this.
Look at this. Look at this. You got a bunch of deliveries here.
- Yeah. - Now.
I'm sorry about school. I won't do it again.
Hey, what is this? Leave him alone! It's not him.
Then why didn't you stand up for yourself?
Joe, who was that?
- No funny cash withdrawals. - Me neither.
- Thanks. Yeah, what's up? - It's...
- You wait till I tell my husband. - Your husband?
All right, maybe one beer. That's it.
Μωρό, μωρό, μωρό. τι συμβαίνει, γιατί κλαις;
Come on out here!
Oh, yes, I have.
I don't want it. I'm gonna keep my day job.
- But I think I'm gonna- - Randy?
I'm at a friend's house, and I'm gonna spend the night, okay?
- No! Oh, my head. It's killing- - I'm sorry.
Well, I gotta save my parents' marriage.
Well, at least my husband has the brains to invent some excuse.
Oh, yeah, right. So you think you're gonna hear from her again?
Sorry.
My favorite toupee!
Man, I can't believe they go for that Pepé Le Pew shit.
Hey, hey, come here.
Let me in there.
Excuse me.
I was just starting to get over him too.
What happened, I...
- A large vegetarian. - Okay.
I like actual food, not fiber.
All right.
Hey, Bodek!
Right in the face!
Thanks.
The wife. When she jumped in front of the bus.
Look, Jenny, I know it's hard to explain, but-
That teacher hates my guts, Dad.
Well, I'll start my real life.
Let's get that bastard.
It's okay.
- Of course. Husbands sometimes. - Well, have any of them found out...
Randy invited me to his parents' party.
- The roses in her dresser were the- - Roses. You too?
Oh, my goodness.
- No, no, no, no. Not like that. - What?
Yeah?
You have just saved my life. This guy was...
- A football jersey? - Yeah. Looks great, doesn't it?
...I don't love you.
I mean, you're right.
Look alive out here, will you?
- Tangy... - Gooey.
Joe, I don't know why you won't give him one more chance at school.
Oh, dear. Here. Now, wait, look.
I know something's wrong.
I don't wanna be the love doctor of Beverly Hills!
Yeah, I guess, I-
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No, it's $ 12.50. I give you coupon discount.
I've tried to talk to the wife. She won't listen.
National Cellulite Contest isn't until next week, okay?
Oh, excuse me. It's okay.
Joyce and Reed, well, they weren't gonna forget anything.
Come on, kids! Pizza's here.
No! Look, I don't want to sleep with you or date you.
...subjective thing.
Okay.
Never mind.
Baby, baby, baby. What's the matter? Why are you crying?
Hey, I'm having a great time!
- See, your husband- - No problem, Linda. Okay?
Intruder alert!
Tell me, tell me. Who is that guy?
Five, six, seven.
All day, he works on starlets with little Barbie-doll hard bodies.