Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Kid, you're gone. Your days are numbered.
Hi.
Happy Birthday robin
Oh, Diane...
Mr. Rose-on-the-Pillow. Let me see that.
Okay, relax and releasing into the photo experience.
You'd rather be barfing with your beer buddies.
Pussy whipped!
I know all about you and this guy Alex, here.
- His sex life is his own business- - Come on, Diane.
Yeah.
He's not seeing anybody else, is he?
But I need to know who I am today.
Hey, get your hands off of me!
Well, I mean, look.
Sorry.
You been messing with my wife?
Tony! Tony! What are you doing here?
Where did you learn this? Never mind.
At a party where every person we know...
No, bad latch, Dad. Bad latch.
And then Kyoko. Kyoko, it was like...
Okay. Yeah, okay.
Randy Bodek?
Can I ask you something?
Yeah. Well, we pay Juan $5.10.
Come on.
Just- Just take your clothes off.
See, the other driver called in sick.
Thanks, Alex.
What's wrong, darling?
No, you should see these girls. All they do is eat kelp and drink spritzers.
Señor Pizza.
No, no! There's a husband out there who wants to kill me. I wanna retire!
I'd hate it.
And this D here, what's that for?
Multiple fractures, internal hemorrhaging.
That woman nuts?
Really, very sad.
Well... I mean, that wasn't all we did.
- He better be in there, kid. - Yeah, he better.
Well, he's not gonna come here. He's miserable here.
You finally made it very clear to me where I stand.
Joyce used to love to go dancing.
He's a homo!
...is a fruit!
- Hold it! - What?
This is the best part right here. Get ready for this.
Where's your delivery guy?
What?
Do you like clothes?
Son, I think your mother is gonna divorce me.
- Pizza. - What's this?
- No, no. Wait, Dad! Dad! - No! No! No!
You know, I bet he just crashed out on the sofa bed at the office.
- Well, he wouldn't accept credit cards. - Hold it.
$4.80 an hour. You know, people here from Mexico make more than that.
Jenny, I'm gonna give the money back.
...minor in Japanese, study some photography courses...
- I figured maybe it was only fair. - Bullshit.
Claude and Monica, they decided to forget the whole thing.
Yes, ma'am. Absolutely. And thank you very much.
- That's all right. - Okay.
Okay. Okay.
I knew that son of a bitch was porking his patients. I knew it!
- You're in worse shape than I thought. - I'm serious. So I've saved 270 bucks?
Mom, I'm sorry.
who's filling in for jordan hardman? tenae mcknight.
- I will die for your love! - Move your hand!
Not me.
Look, just don't say no until you think about it.
- I want to die! - Now, come on. Don't talk like that.
Oh, Randy's Jenny? I thought you were in Santa Barbara.
For you?
- Did a girl named Jenny call? - No.
Wish I could take a bath in the middle of the afternoon.
- Really? - Oh, really.
You've been too freaking cheerful.
You know, Reed hasn't taken me dancing-
Joe!
- You're the regular delivery boy? - Yeah, see-
Are you Sal?
Your stud days are over, pretty boy!