Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I know all about you and this guy Alex, here.
But I need to know who I am today.
...minor in Japanese, study some photography courses...
See, the other driver called in sick.
No, you should see these girls. All they do is eat kelp and drink spritzers.
Multiple fractures, internal hemorrhaging.
- Really? - Oh, really.
Hey, get your hands off of me!
Son, I think your mother is gonna divorce me.
Yes, ma'am. Absolutely. And thank you very much.
Kid, you're gone. Your days are numbered.
I knew that son of a bitch was porking his patients. I knew it!
Okay. Yeah, okay.
Do you like clothes?
Thanks, Alex.
Pussy whipped!
Joe!
...is a fruit!
And this D here, what's that for?
- Well, he wouldn't accept credit cards. - Hold it.
- He better be in there, kid. - Yeah, he better.
Okay. Okay.
No, bad latch, Dad. Bad latch.
- That's all right. - Okay.
- Did a girl named Jenny call? - No.
Wish I could take a bath in the middle of the afternoon.
- Hold it! - What?
You been messing with my wife?
Joyce used to love to go dancing.
And then Kyoko. Kyoko, it was like...
What's wrong, darling?
You'd rather be barfing with your beer buddies.
He's not seeing anybody else, is he?
Happy Birthday robin
Mr. Rose-on-the-Pillow. Let me see that.
You finally made it very clear to me where I stand.
who's filling in for jordan hardman? tenae mcknight.
Not me.
What?
Really, very sad.
- I will die for your love! - Move your hand!
Where's your delivery guy?
$4.80 an hour. You know, people here from Mexico make more than that.
- Pizza. - What's this?
- No, no. Wait, Dad! Dad! - No! No! No!
Can I ask you something?
Mom, I'm sorry.
This is the best part right here. Get ready for this.
Look, just don't say no until you think about it.
Just- Just take your clothes off.
At a party where every person we know...
Where did you learn this? Never mind.
Oh, Diane...
Yeah. Well, we pay Juan $5.10.
- You're the regular delivery boy? - Yeah, see-
Okay, relax and releasing into the photo experience.
- I want to die! - Now, come on. Don't talk like that.
Claude and Monica, they decided to forget the whole thing.
Señor Pizza.
You've been too freaking cheerful.
Oh, Randy's Jenny? I thought you were in Santa Barbara.
I'd hate it.
He's a homo!
Yeah.
- His sex life is his own business- - Come on, Diane.
Well... I mean, that wasn't all we did.
For you?
Well, I mean, look.
Come on.
You know, Reed hasn't taken me dancing-
- You're in worse shape than I thought. - I'm serious. So I've saved 270 bucks?
Are you Sal?
That woman nuts?
Your stud days are over, pretty boy!
No, no! There's a husband out there who wants to kill me. I wanna retire!
Jenny, I'm gonna give the money back.
Well, he's not gonna come here. He's miserable here.
Hi.
Sorry.
- I figured maybe it was only fair. - Bullshit.
Tony! Tony! What are you doing here?
You know, I bet he just crashed out on the sofa bed at the office.
Randy Bodek?