Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh, by the way, the husbands?

What do you think, Joe? Portable home-security systems.

- I have many anchovies for you- - Oh, no! No! Please!

He's getting away!

We fight. We fight, and I hit him to the ground. I bite his ear off.

And I am not the regular delivery boy.

...even you, professional, you refuse me.

Certain dignity. Anything?

You cannot not leave. Wait!

I got 1000 crates of those talking robots, sitting on the dock!

I'm never gonna get Jenny back.

Great. Right here is fine.

- He needs professional help. - No, he needs...

Yes, I felt you knew how to enjoy yourself.

What happened was that he bought it on sale...

Please think about coming over to my parents'...

Hey, look, look. I'll move it. I'll move it.

Take it outside! Come on. Come on.

When I was younger in Japan, I had many boyfriends.

...is gonna watch a marriage of 20 years go down the tube.

Intruder alert! Trespasser!

What are you doing here?

He gives our son a coat that must cost 500 bucks-

Now, where is your guy? He's in there, huh?

Okay, why don't you sit down here.

I know you're not making this up.

Hey, come on. It can't be that bad. I mean, look at this house.

I'll open it, I'll help.

- Randy! - What?

These pads are very important in this jacket.

Look, I really- See, I wanna- Look, I gotta get back to work.

- A pastrami burrito, nachos alfredo- - Hey!

I don't think I'm out of line. He's been in school, what, two years?

- Randy, can we just get out of here? - This is something I gotta do.

- Are you crazy? People can see! - Fine. I want them to.

...there's a little water main that goes right through my goddamn lot.

- Nice meeting you. - I'll call you, Jenny.

- Cocktail, Mr. Bodek? - Yeah, why not?

And how would you feel if I said:

Honey, I got you some flowers, and I just thought we could talk-

- Maybe he likes you the way you are. - Yeah, right.

I was so stupid to come here without calling first. What was I thinking?

- We need immediate x-rays. - It's too late for that!

What I could do with you in Rome in two months, Randy.

- I can't. - Why not?

Well, thanks a lot.

This is for me?

Wanna see what he got me for my birthday?

Come on. Come on. Calm down.

- Frosty beverage? - Thank you.

- So, what is this guy doing here? - Well-

Good to see you. You look great. How you been?

Come on, come on.

I meet this woman when I deliver pizza for him.

- Mommy, can I have a piece of pizza? - Maybe later.

Now look, I've been thinking this over.