Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- No! Don't! - Mr. Bodek's office.
I could get used to this.
Mom, I don't believe this!
- Well, I know that was unfair. - Yeah.
Leslie! Julie!
I wanna work triple shifts. I need to make 9 grand by September.
So, what's the difference?
- You mean she's not back yet? - Back from where?
Here.
See, I noticed she gets these roses every Tuesday.
No. I mean, like, maybe I shouldn't be doing this.
Goddamn shit!
- You sure? - You're great at this.
So...
- Hello? - Hi, Dad.
Let me fix you a drink.
Well, see, the weird thing is, I didn't sleep with all of them.
Just a guy from work, Dad.
I got 20,000 of these waiting to go into the warehouse as soon as you build it.
You know, all they wanted was a little romance and a little respect.
Mr. Bodek.
Don't worry.
Goofing off on the job, huh?
So?
Since when do you notice that?
What? Oh, she's my bio tutor.
He's got more experience.
- What do you mean, who? Some lady. - Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
Hey, Joe, congratulations. Where's the better half?
Your luggage, pal. Luggage!
- Oh, like that? - There, you see? It should be like that.
That's what marriage is all about, you ask me.
- It's okay. - It's okay.
Not on the plant.
- I won't. - Ever. Okay?
- I'm your father. - I know.
Well, I sure did. Come on.
If I wanted a drink, I would have hired a bartender.
We're safe as long as we don't ever let anybody know about this.
And breathe and say yes to the photo experience.
Buddy?
Hey, Bodek, you are really quite the popular guy, aren't you?
- Oh, at my salon, why? - Your sal-?
Forget about it. You're going back to college.
There's this song. It goes:
Trespasser! Trespasser!
Where you at?
- Hi, what can I do for you? - I come to see Randy.
Be American woman with American freedom and opportunity.
Thought you might want to check out the annual football issue.
What are you, chicken? What are you waiting for?
- Say you love delivery, right here. - Caught a bad pepperoni.
What's this?
Take me.
No, Jesus Christ!
That your husband is having affairs? Diane.
Okay, okay. Look out! Move over!
You son of a bitch!
Hey, you still got it.
Hey, Juan! Break me out one of those big cans of anchovies, will you?
I figured so. You got five more calls, all women, all extra anchovies.
he-man makes meaty haiku in two lines only
Don't stop.
Oh, man!
She didn't even give me a chance to talk.
Does she want to get back together? This is great.
- Grades, son. How were the grades? - Oh, well, Dad. That's kind of a...
His Oriental wife runs into the street...
- Yes. And how foolish- - Great.
Hey, wait! Wait!
You told them your roommate's name was Vic.
I'm gonna tell my parents about you.
...and you had it to give...
- Randy! - Eyes front.
Just happened.
So I'm just supposed to be your secret little boy-toy?
There's nobody here yet. We're safe. We're safe.
Excuse me. Do you mind if I spend the night in your trailer tonight?
Mom?
- How pretty you are. - Thank you.