Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Nobody said anything about a post-season.
Don't throw the ball too fast, because I might get startled and I have asthma.
Denver sucks ass!
Oh yeah! Oh yeah!
Why the hell did you swing at it?!
What, is this a Communist country or something?!
Iii am the Bat Dad!
If you strike this kid out, we all get to go home.
I thought this was Hearthstone!
Well somebody had to put that knucklehead in his place.
Come on, kid, you gotta at least swing at it.
Oh, I'm sorry, I thought this was Dubai?
I just... don't think I can, all right?
Sometimes I sweat from holding the bat for so long and then the heat steams up my glasses.
We can start having fun again!!
Then we have to keep playing this boring game!
I am the ultimate Elite Ice Hockey League Trash talking father!
I mean, you always get in a fight with scrappy redneck dats up here in the mountains,
Not a chance, 'cause we're gonna lose to you right now!
How could you say that?! You hate this game more than any of us!
Fifty ist jetzt dreistellig.
This is News 4, at noon.
Son of a biscuit!
Stop! Stop, or you're gonna get your teams disqualified!
Yeah! And then we won the stupid regionals and had to do this lousy-ass tournament!
Ball!
You could do it, kids! We know you can win State!
Oh Jesus, that flight was terrible.
That's Tom Nelson, one of the Denver players' fathers.
I thought this was shitposting!
Oh Jesus, did you see that??
All right!