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if you send a cal to me on my last day I WILL SEND IT BACK !
If it’s not a raise like Jay’s, I send it back
(IMITATES GUNSHOT)
Hmm.
Golf, stock market, Dave Matthews.
other than once again, I am just thankful that I am a paper salesman.
(PEOPLE CHATTERING)
If it’s not Obbies, I send it back
If it's an extra large, I send it back.
Very close.
What's the guy's last name?
No, no, no, no. My plan is out.
Or my guy could do it, he's great. But I can't do that for you.
It's a completely different name.
What, more farfetched than a mobster walking into a paper company
So, I started borrowing his office to fart in.
(DOOR LOCK CLICKS)
Here's what we do. We meet him in a public place,
If he doesn’t have the iconic 1899 photo I send him back
You seem bad at this
Unless someone very close to us
I will have the danish.
What happened in there? Nothing,
ANDY: Already?
Write a book.
All you're going to need...
i think we should let the criminal use the iphone a little longer
If I’m not the first pick…. I send it back.
for a low-level shakedown? And that happened.
I was thinking exactly the same thing.
God. God.
Why would I love jail?
Any questions?
Yeah, and the truck goes off the side of the road, there's injury.
Exactly.
"Mental" is a part of the word. I have underlined it.