Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Look, Michael, when we all calm down here,

Pam and Jim are on their honeymoon,

Aren't you a mechanic? Why wouldn't you put oil in a car?

It's true, he's clean.

Bryce and Sav are on their honeymoon, so there's not the usual balance between sane and others. Josh has mentally checked out since June.

Hey. The bathroom checks out clean.

I'm not going to lock my door.

but they were so fast on the phone.

Tell Jonathan that I say “Hi”

Very funny, sir. We'll get a new card out to you right away.

Well, I caught my son taking a dump on the upper part of the toilet.

Michael, we're on a catamaran.

but I would just get really quiet all of a sudden.

All right. He calls it an "upper-decker."

IF THE HOODIE COMES WITH A ZIP, I WILL SEND IT BACK

If there is one thing I hate more than the Mafia, it is a liar.

an insurance agent from Mutual of Harrisburg.

Why would she change her name from gotti to grossi? it weakens it.

S2N trying to schedule meetings "I CAN BE VERY PERSISTENT"

He seems bad at this.

Come on, lady in distress.

(PHONE RINGING)

I like this plan. I'd like to officially withdraw my plan.

I don't know how you usually handle this.

KEVIN: Jim's gone on his honeymoon.

ask him to lunch or something like that.

But you also got a lot of responsibility.

That sweet "$15PM" Price tag followed by "Paid annually"

Yes, what else?

Listen, man, I got a problem.

YOU HAVE A LEAKY SPARK TUBE

Jim. Are you...

So, I started borrowing that office to fart in.

Because I am not pleased. I'm actually kind of p.o.'d.

I don't think our company actually needs any more insurance. So, I am out.

There is no such thing as monsters.

(CHUCKLES) We're in Puerto Rico, so...

I can be very, very persistent.

I think you're right.

I thought this could be part of that.

If I’m not the first pick… I send it back.