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Teddy, go to your room.
Bedtime.
You're Watching Friends On NBC You're Watching Man With A Plan On CBS
You won't do homework, you'll do work-work.
[both gasp]
Oh, sorry, Andi. Didn't you hear? He wants a different lifestyle.
[air horn blows]
Since we can't get you to do your homework,
-Even your homework? -I promise.
Oh, you think it looks good now, you just wait till I'm done.
I-- I was teaching Teddy a lesson.
It was all Kate. I never wanted to lie. I love you, Mommy and Daddy.
Okay. It's time, Teddy.
Yeah, it's the slowest, most painful way to water a lawn,
Mm, I don't know. Maybe you should still try the obstacle course.
Are you not coming to work anymore? It's been two days.
I'm just looking for a different lifestyle.
This is my room.
Maybe you can't remember because you're so hungry from Grandpa's house.
Well, it means that Kate and Teddy's philosophy really spoke to me.
If you know a way off this hamster wheel, I'm listening.
Sad and Scared. That's a good title for our book.
If the brick had legs, it wouldn't need you. Get cracking.
[air horn blows]
a lady so boring she was named after a tree.
You see those shoes?
Look, we can fix this, okay? We're still in charge here.