Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-Yep. -Ugh, he's been doing that since the '70s.

We already have a suspect, so you might as well come clean.

[chuckles] This is so great.

[gasps] Can he do that?

Good. He was slowing me down.

but Grandpa says they always short him a couple.

after I asked the school nurse to the eighth-grade formal.

But it's only 6:30.

Look, our only advantage is that they don't know we know,

Can I talk to Grandma?

Start running. I've got a Dixie cup at home with your name on it.

since she caught him trying to twerk in front of his mirror.

My favorite band and my favorite grades.

I'm really sorry.

but delightful to watch.

It's the American dream.

and we just found out they learned how to work in packs.

Have a good summer, Don.

So what's it gonna be, Teddy? Huh? Homework or military school?

It fell apart. I was out there for hours.

So I'm gonna zag on home and take a nap.

You take that back.

Yeah, yeah, and the best part is,

The least fun day when I was your age, but the most fun day now.

Make 'em shiny so I can see my beautiful face.

You're a brick mover. You're one step above the brick.

but they still speak like fourth-years,

A different lifestyle?

Your father and I have discussed the consequences of your report card.

and I had to sit in the library with Mrs. Branch,