Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

The least fun day when I was your age, but the most fun day now.

So I'm gonna zag on home and take a nap.

You take that back.

Your father and I have discussed the consequences of your report card.

Can I talk to Grandma?

-Yep. -Ugh, he's been doing that since the '70s.

Look, our only advantage is that they don't know we know,

but delightful to watch.

but they still speak like fourth-years,

[gasps] Can he do that?

since she caught him trying to twerk in front of his mirror.

but Grandpa says they always short him a couple.

and I had to sit in the library with Mrs. Branch,

Good. He was slowing me down.

We already have a suspect, so you might as well come clean.

I'm really sorry.

So what's it gonna be, Teddy? Huh? Homework or military school?

It's the American dream.

A different lifestyle?

You're a brick mover. You're one step above the brick.

and we just found out they learned how to work in packs.

Yeah, yeah, and the best part is,

Make 'em shiny so I can see my beautiful face.

My favorite band and my favorite grades.

Have a good summer, Don.

It fell apart. I was out there for hours.

But it's only 6:30.

[chuckles] This is so great.

after I asked the school nurse to the eighth-grade formal.

Start running. I've got a Dixie cup at home with your name on it.