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ERNIE, I--
THAT DATE IS STILL SET.
AND THEN TONIGHT, SHE DID IT AGAIN.
SHE'LL BE BACK HERE BEFORE CLOSING TIME.
GREAT.
* YOU WANNA BE WHERE EVERYBODY KNOWS YOUR NAME *
HI, BABE. SAM MALONE. BUSY TONIGHT?
BEFORE YOU HANG UP ON ME HERE,
STRUGGLING TO KEEP HER HOPES UP.
CAN I HAVE A STOLI ROCKS, SAM?
EVERYTHING GOING ALONG ALL RIGHT WITH YOU AND IRENE?
WELL, I HEAR SHE CHANGED THE WEDDING DATE AGAIN.
* AND THEY'RE ALWAYS GLAD YOU CAME *
YOU CAN'T CRAWL IN BED WITH A PIZZA.
THERE'S A LOT MORE I STILL WANT TO DO.
ANY CALLS, SAM?
REMEMBER THIS?
SO, THE FIFTH LETTER OF THE APHRODISIAC IS AN "A."
CHEESE IT. HERE HE COMES.
* WHERE EVERYBODY KNOWS YOUR NAME *
NO, BUT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO KNOW
HAS A BAD CASE OF SAMMYITIS.
HEY, DIANE. TAKE IT EASY, WILL YOU?
OH, GREAT!
ALL RIGHT, CARLA, YOU'RE RIGHT,
PROBABLY AT HOME, WHEREVER THAT IS.
SHE PROBABLY JUST FORGOT.
HI, EVERYONE.
YES, IT IS.
THE PLACE WOULD BE ON FIRE?
WHAT?
BECAUSE IT'S GOING TO BE A SMALL, PRIVATE AFFAIR.
WILL YOU STOP WORRYING ABOUT EVERY LITTLE THING LIKE COUNTRIES, HUH?
I LOVE THIS ONE. THEY'RE DOCTORS!
TO A DEAD DREAM.
[DOG BARKS]
SO I GUESS IT WASN'T TOTALLY UNEXPECTED
"BIGFOOT STOLE MY WIFE."
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