Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Suits me, Mom.
They try the middle of the Texas defense,
I saw your car parked from the highway
Make yourself to home. See you later, partner.
Reckon you fellas are waitin' to talk to me.
Right or wrong don't interest me!
gettin' in and out of my clothes.
Now, I'm the law!
Who's that fella in them trick britches?
I read in the Reader's Digest...
there's somebody ticklin' your ass with a feather.
Hot damn.
Yeah. That could've been a spaceship, you know.
of that little peckerwood myself.
I would like to speak to you about a matter of great importance and concern.
May be mean, but he's ours!
Now, this thing's gotten way out of hand. I don't know how.
See you're takin' the old juke with you.
If Miss Mona and the girls that work for her were jeopardizin' the health,
I couldn't be a ballerina now. I'm too top-heavy.
and coffee over at Dulcie Mae's cafe.
Yeah! How about it?
And now, the Watchdog man himself.
Howdy, ma'am. I'm Senator Wingwood
Didn't you know about that, Miss Mona?
Just hold that for me, will you?
Oh, Ed Earl, I've loved you since I was 16-years-old.
implications to the health of this town!
No! There's been a party here.
Why the hell can't that station in Houston
Can you believe that man?
We are in the same profession.
You Curse too Much
because there's a hook in there that's gonna
I think the one about the...
Put on the television. Channel 4.
The public has a right to know what is goin' on out there
You didn't know that, did you?
Whatever you say, I'm gonna do.
I'll tell you something, honey.
Oh!
Don't touch that dial! This is Melvin P. Thorpe
consumer advocate Melvin P. Thorpe,
Come on, move this thing! I'll get you for this.
It was my fault, Jewel. It was my decision.
I hope I'm not...
I wasn't aware of her civic generosity.
to ask some of the local citizens
and placed there to harm my reputation and good name.
The Aggies.
We string up the white first
She left the Chicken Ranch to her favorite workin' girl, Mona Stangley,
And as much as I'd love for it to work,
Me too! You just hold your horses. I got a surprise for you.
No, no, no, no... Hi, Sheriff!
is gonna accuse me of takin' a bribe and live to tell about it
your word you were closin' down.
on a linoleum floor.
Hi!
Well, I don't know what to do.
Ain't that the truth.
Aha. I'm sorry, Ed Earl.
So for a while, as the story goes,
Good neighbors, we're about to enter the whorehouse itself.
economic asset to the community.
It don't look too little to me.
The holidays are comin' up.
and people can't. Now why is that?
We sure are!
No! No.
Swearin' Sheriff Dodd? The one on TV?
I like that.
Linda Lou.
At least, so I've been told.
Me explaining why I can't people
I've known Miss Mona for 12 years.
The proprietor of this innocent-lookin' ranch house
I want you to be my guest.
You're in bed already. So?
What in the heck is keepin' him?
Nice man, but dumb.
Well, you got my vote. I might even go register.
they perform a necessary function.
Goodbye, Sheriff.
Sheriff Jack Roy Wallace picked it out for Miss Wulla Jean in 1910,
You know I couldn't leave without my bell and my box.
Sit down. I've got my TV show to do,
Miss Mona promised me to close the place down for two months.
you'd want a little unnecessary publicity.
How’s your tally wacker hanging?
prayer breakfast in this historic capitol