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Well, ain't I always?
What in the world is keeping him?
all mornin' long. Sheriff's office.
Congratulations!
Love to help you, Ed Earl,
The Chicken Ranch, the legendary, long-running bawdy house,
Ed Earl, I paid $20 for these, plus postage. And I want you to wear it.
He came right in her house, set right down at the foot of her bed.
This is the sponsor's booth.
All right! Come along!
You do?
Oh. What'll we do?
No questions, please.
that notorious house of ill repute.
doin' pleasure with you, Charlie.
Oh, ho, ho, ho! Miss Mona!
official corruption, official malfeasance.
And I can only say, as the most dedicated
because they have a his 'n' hers sexy department at Frederick's
Little is the key word here. They are real little.
I'll tell you if you won't laugh.
Hell, Miss Mona, I didn't think you'd remember.
Another legend, the legend of the Chicken Ranch.
Don't you know nothin' about the Bible?
It's a Japanese Slingshot
Miss Wulla Jean passed on.
Damn it!
My Frank, when he was alive, used to go up there every Saturday.
Close it down! She was just fine as long as she was bringin' in the money
an eyesore, a fire hazard, I would close it down!
But actually, the real trouble started
And it don't make money. Beatrice?
How are you, Sheriff?
Do you know he wears a sock in his underwear?
I don't think so, thank you very much.
You can't legislate morality.
Sounds like a tough customer.
One for paradin' without a license and the other for insultin' me.
Did I say illegal? Yes, I did!
Well, that's from the Bible.
but Senator Charles Wingwood,
Taddy Jo.
Well, Las Vegas, here I come.
I always take my shower in the mornin'.
lost the fried chicken franchise here in town,
Coron A. Virus said
Oh. Yeah?
and they was all headed out towards the Chicken Ranch.
Say, "How do you like Miss Mona?"
Just go in there, make yourself comfortable.
they want to keep things just the way they are.
it's my duty to tell you that...
that it behooves both the Jews and the Arabs
Well, fine! I'm goin' in the bathroom and... Put these on.
Y'all come back now, you hear?
See, you take a lot of young boys
also held a press conference explaining his involvement.
Christie Belue See you Monday, July 20th 8AM CST
And quiet.
But there's one thing you can't do and that's broadcast gutter talk on TV.
Excuse me, Ed Earl. I gotta go.
Just talkin' about you. How are ya?
and he was a big influence on me,
What's that, Sheriff?
What's that?
the hardware store on Main Street.
Don't be too hard on him. He loves you.
But it's not what my people want.
The law, right, partner?
That place is older than rocks and water.
The power of television, of public exposure, is so great it scares me.
You know, he even brought his own singers.