Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And that's all you will ever be!
the Little League fund campaign.
Shoot.
admit that they put less peanuts
That is a hell of a lot to ask somebody, Ed Earl.
Miss Mona has just capped the goal for
Look at them stars.
I... I'm gettin' dressed.
You know something, Sheriff, it just struck me.
Damn. That man is crazier than a peach orchard sow.
None of 'em has ever been exciting to me like you are.
The Chicken Ranch has been in my county since before I was born.
Well, if it ain't the celebrated
I kind of like to think that that's what heaven is all about.
How was I supposed to handle that situation?
'Cause you're my protector.
You know how I am about my breath.
Thank you, Jeff. If there are further...
My friends, I want to thank you
Oh, I'm on! Friend Ed, I gotta go.
I know you.
Well, you tell him I said hi. Bye.
Henry. Lights. Light switch.
And he was a heck of a speaker.
I saw a picture once.
You can look the other way when the wrong kid swipes a car to go joyriding.
Calm down, Rufus! It can't be as bad as all that.
I mean, right or wrong...
At the capitol today, the Governor made no statement,
Oh, it's the mayor. He wants to speak to you.
In front of the... Courthouse!
Ed Earl?
Nuts in the chocolate bar.
Yeah? Just a little something sexy
Hi, Jerry.
Son of a... Bitch.
As a newsman, I have First Amendment protection.
Oh, Sheriff! I been real good all week. I've lost six pounds.
Run the film.
Oh, yeah? Please...
You're just a kid playin' at bein' a cowboy.
I've worn boxer shorts for years!
But I've thought about this for a long time.
Good people of Gilbert, may I have your attention, please?
Everything's gonna turn out slicker than cat shit
You know, honey,
And I know you're gonna do a real good job in the legislature.
I was readin' in the Reader's Digest...
Oh. Hold that position?
Last week Well...
Yes, you do, and I don't wanna hear any more bitchin' about it.
Go into training right now. Just start jumpin' up and down.
they will have to throw to the end zone right now.
Good morning, Jewel.
But we're gonna beat this thing. I ain't worried about it.
Hey, boys!
Watch your step.
that's phony or dishonest can't stand the light of day.
The polls. You can't expect me to go against the polls.
You know, Mona,
and it was a sorry day for Lanville County.
If they have to go for all the marbles,
They're smokin' cocaine!
is showing little activity after the disclosure yesterday
I'll be back with more.
Those sightseers and reporters would have
Well, hellfire. Is that it?
and nobody gives me advice!
who today, again, was unavailable for comment.
Well, I'm glad.
who saw the little house as a Texas institution
He sure is wound up.
at the Chicken Ranch?
but I do believe I can fill it out.
It's me, Deputy Fred!
All right, take this!
Ah! Well, she didn't. I was out there earlier this evenin'.
Mona, we've been together a long time.
That Melvin P. Thorpe idiot's got you on TV again.
and they're gonna be out there lookin' for women.
Oop. Gotta brush my teeth.
Braggin', braggin', braggin'.
I hear you're very popular.
Come on, Ed Earl!
Number two. You ain't the law around here and I am.
My aides are still workin' on that.
What did you say?