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Course, now, you can't say the same, can you?

is a woman known only as Miss Mona.

I wanna see 60 nuts inside.

messages here from outraged citizens,

we should've done what the sheriff said and kept this place closed.

without a sweet goodbye for your old Porky.

Ed Earl, now, you can set up speed traps to catch the tourists.

And get those cameras and the rest of that crap off the street.

But the Chicken Ranch loses, 42 to 37, with 21 % undecided.

I ain't threatenin' you, Governor.

Yeah, just until the heat wears off a little bit.

just went on with the party as planned, that'd be all right?

Of course I trust you, you big cowboy. Ain't I always?

You may be right.

You're playin', Ed Earl.

Y’all come back now, y’hear?

He's gonna kick that boy's ass.

The sheriff of Gilbert, Ed Earl Dodd, refused interviews,

Which show did you like best, Ed?

Both of us are interested in protectin' the public.

Well, now, you see here, C.J.!

And the man who turns his back on her illegal operation

before they leave. Good seein' ya.

And they look like it.

I'd tread easy on this one. Them TV boys can be mighty powerful.

Well, you don't look real sexy.

Melvin P. Thorpe!

Not now! Idiot boy.

swoopin' down and pickin' me up and takin' me off to heaven.

He's gonna be real disappointed!

You use me as your mistress.

The eyes and ears of Texas, Melvin P. Thorpe!

All this publicity's makin' folks think twice

and neither did Miss Wulla Jean's strict set of rules.

with yours truly, Melvin P. Thorpe,

Ed Earl, I am givin' you my word.

And the mayor and the people of my county that voted for me,

Be careful of the box.

I'm sorry, Mona, about the whole situation.

Variables If there´s no Yes or no

You know, Ed Earl, seems like ever since I can remember,

But there's nothin'.

No, I didn't know that.

will come out of his long silence

Shoot, Miss Mona. You know I'm a married man!

about this and other cases.

Some men can't say the words, honey.

We could make it work.

that has been allowed to exist for close to a 100 years.

You make that whorehouse sound like a

which, by my figurin', is about a 100 miles west

or I'll whip your butt so bad it'll look like the stripes on a barber pole.

It's ruinin' the town.

So, I told you 100 times,

I can tell you. Nothin'!

Well, I ain't interested.

Boys, boys! That was the greatest victory

I got a little influence around this state myself.

and I became the Sheriff.

is gonna accuse me of takin' a bribe and live to tell about it

Two months. What's two months?

Can you dig it?

I have a hard enough time balancin' these

we wanna set for our young, innocent children?

Governor. I know I'm way out of line comin' up here like this,

Aren't you afraid of possible pay-offs and bribes?

Television is a family medium.

things now, without gettin' on my toes.

Oh, nonsense! You're exactly what the public would like to see.

That's funny, now, how God can forgive you,

The city planning commissioner was drivin' a city car...

I can't stand it if them Aggies win.