Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

and we had some tough ones. Right in front of my car!
Thank you for callin'.
What?
No one. No one was ever forced to go up there.
Oh, now and again there'd be a problem,
Tell him I'll be there when I get there.
Bye.
That pitiful putz. Would you just pull that up?
See, there ain't nothin' goin' on out there.
What about the football game celebration tomorrow night?
I trusted you. That's what hurt. I trusted you!
take us to the Chicken Ranch, did ya?
That's tellin' him, Sheriff!
on this Chicken Ranch business!
plannin' an expose on the Chicken Ranch.
Time running out. Miller rolls to the right. Pass! Touchdown!
They bleeped him out, but she read his lips
Do you know we are in the middle of a worldwide sexual revolution?
for that sincere and heart-warming ovation.
Oh, yeah! Come on! All right!
What? You know what I was thinkin', Ed Earl?
Aw, you paid $20 for these?
Howdy again, good neighbors. Melvin P. Thorpe, the old Watchdog himself,
Now, Ed Earl, I ain't tellin' you nothin'.
Ah!
Oh, yeah? Well, don't take nothin' off them cheeks.
the Chicken Ranch went peacefully about its business,
Well, I ain't apologizin'!
He was always bein' very sociable.
'cause I wear the badge in this goddamn county.
but before you closed down the Chicken Ranch,
If I ever see you or any of those
It's downright tacky.
Although petitions are being circulated to save the Chicken Ranch,
Yes!
And all of your big dreams of goin' to the legislature.
It's your show I want to talk to you about, Mr Thorpe.
was the best ratin' we ever had.
Hell, he wants to go national!
by their alumni association.
Boy, you sent him hightailin'. I was so proud of you!
We're here at the Lanville County Courthouse
Cool reasonin', he used to tell me, could solve any problem.
He sure as hell ain't gonna hear about it from anybody in this room.
It's the Thanksgiving game, Miss Mona. And that's real special.
with as little trouble as possible!
And how about Austin? Why, two blocks from the state capitol,
You know, you better check that turkey of hers,
Hit it.
Melvin P. Thorpe
Don't you talk to me about trust! I trusted you to protect me!
You ever think about runnin' for office? I swear.
Don't let your mother see you do that.
Well, I'd like to do it tonight.
Oh, I'm always ready.
Time is winding down.
I have to tell my girls.
Oh, how nice!
You're blockin' traffic!
So long, partner.
Think I'll use that as my campaign slogan.
Ed Earl, I believe the thing for you to do is
Well, everything was goin' along fine, just like always,
Ah.
Hey, Sheriff.
This is it. Thank you.
See, I moved to Houston six years ago.
Texas suits my style.
Just have to give it a chance.
Well, that's a man that knows how to throw a party.
Things are just never the same again.
and pretty soon it just clears out of the air.
I thought you might like.
And I think you still could be a ballerina if you wanted to be.
Ready?
how they feel about the infamous bordello
You don't know the trouble you caused
You may be right. I got over a dozen
He just buckled up his legs and sat right down!
anticommunist in the state legislature,
Miss Mona!
What the hell did he say?
It lay about a mile outside the city limits,
And when I start the music, I want you Dogettes to start with me, brisk!
It's nice to see you.
Did you get any of that?
Oh, really?
Oh, Ed Earl, I like a lot of things,