Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What do you think? Little?
so you can play weekend daddy!
Well, who won?
one of the better known pleasure palaces in all of Texas.
You're probably right.
and I figured your phone was out, because...
He used to like to run a quiet town,
in the hopes that the Governor himself
Boys, I got myself a pretty good bullshit detector.
It's Deputy Fred. Fred.
So, for over three generations,
Well, fine! Then I'm gettin' dressed and goin' home.
is involved with and under the influence of organized crime.
Watchdog never sleeps!
There's some folks gettin' up a petition to close the Chicken Ranch.
I know deep down in my heart it ain't never gonna be.
Thank God we still live in a society where anything
Why, Miss Mona's ain't obscene. It's just obsolete.
have to roll down your socks to shit!
Why don't you just get to the point, Sheriff?
But it's gonna always be just like it is.
My girls would love to show you a little appreciation.
First thing. First thing is you're standin' in Lanville County,
I'm talkin' about the Chicken Ranch, my friends.
That's all they are. They're just dreams,
Yeah, I know about the Bible!
Get outta here! Move this thing!
because I wear the badge in this county!
Why, the town council will probably vote you another plaque.
You think if we just close the doors to the regular customers,
It's a hell of a lot better than bein' a whore.
to learn about the birds and the bees.
I'll do things my own way. I'm gonna make up my own damn mind!
This week's spotlight will shine on a shameful situation
I forgot all about that.
Last night I wasn't on the 11:00 news!
sent their sons back in World War ll.
Good mornin'.
you knew at an early age they was sellin' somethin' out there,
I thought you would.
Sometimes it's gotta be changed.
The best part?
who supply a demand and provide an
I picked up a package. The very latest thing from Frederick's of Hollywood.
Hey, boys! I think you'll find
Well, because people are not very God-like, Mona.
Come on, Deputy Fred!
Well, maybe it won't be two months.
I could close this place down in a New York minute!
Its doors have been open to soldiers and presidents and farmers.
It's no big secret.
Now, I know that this is TV,
Now, would I wanna disappoint my little honey?
while the people here in Gilbert went about theirs.
You know that, I don't see anybody but you anymore.
I set my course a long time ago
That's just it, Ed Earl. Who's gonna put out that fire?
Well, that was very Christian of you.
Like a broken record. Chicken Ranch, Chicken Ranch, Chicken Ranch!
Tah-dah!
who was a principal figure in the Watchdog news raid,
of a muckrakin' sensationalist on television.
Sometimes I think you know me better than I know myself.
that work for you in my town again,
And so, as feminists line up behind the bill
What happened to me as an individual is not important.
Here in Houston, he's becomin' a regular Texas attraction.
That Chicken Ranch is gonna get it in the neck!
My wife couldn't believe what she saw last night.
that I must have been drugged
And she insisted that each girl
But if you was to marry me...
See the Governor, tell him Miss Mona's side of the situation.
He made the makers of the Peanut Delight candy bar
I don't know, but it's too late in the year for a carnival.
What the hell happened?
Right out in front of... Your office!
Hey, Deputy Fred. Morning, girls!
The point I'm tryin' to make is
A feller could ask a girl to dance,
Jewel! Hold it right there!
I expect a little protection for my money!
and again, the Longhorns' break is stopped.
These are a brand-new pair.
That was right after I had
Didn't he tell you that?
About the other night.
How could what he's sayin' be so goddamn important?
Has a report on the late night news.
I got it right here.
It's a Japanese slingshot.
the little town with the big shame.
It's good to see you. Nice to meet you.
I believe I could win.
The Chicken Ranch.
Come on, boys!
take the championship next year.