Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You see, for years, the winning seniors

Mona, there's something I wanna tell you.

That's what the Bible says about spaceships in Ezekiel.

And mighty useful, if you get my meaning.

It was only during the Hoover depression

and we are closed down.

Well, look at that! At last!

Law enforcement.

So you listen and listen good, you over-padded, televisin' turd.

Ruby Rae Start ‘Em

You're never gonna meet a finer woman.

Miss Wulla Jean put in a jukebox to spark up business.

we'd get a reprieve.

Mona, this is an official call.

Number three. No sawed-offlittle

since old Jack Roy Wallace retired.

Boy, I sure didn't know you had dreams that big.

Aw, no, thank you. That stuff always tears up my stomach.

Ed Earl, you better turn on Channel 4.

but let's not confuse crime with committin' a sin.

and Langston downtown is gonna sell the rest.

Now, don't be sacrilegious.

So you know how hard this is for me to say.

Goin' out to the Chicken Ranch, was he?

for your deputies down at the gate.

and aimed to keep it that way.

Nothing can be that important that it can't wait till this afternoon.

Well, the news has come.

that every schoolboy in the state knows about it.

Now, that's what the little silver snaps are for.

Now, wait a minute.

All we wanted to do was keep it quiet.

The Chicken Ranch? I think it's a good idea.

If he brings cameras out to the Chicken Ranch...

I've known a lot of women in my life.

Now, thanks to Ed Earl, it's the hottest thing

I cannot believe that sucker!

and I saw that Melvin P. Thorpe and a bunch of other fellers

So much so that the fellers who visited during World War I

Aggies have the ball, second down at eight.

Most of the politicians have slept there.

Here goes, and may God forgive me!

Well, you got screwed.

Well, I don't give a shit, Rufus!

Nothin' better, once you've had the best.

So you and you listen good! You!

Sorry son of a bitch.

A chicken-shit sheriff in a chicken-shit town.

Well, Melvin, it's that bad publicity I want to talk to you about.

Wait, a second.

and after we see who wins, we put up the orange or the maroon.

Nobody tells me how to run my goddam job,

This is serious, Ed Earl. You gotta do something.

while Ed Earl had been Sheriff ever

Like the time the mule sat on Miss Modene's car.

But they heard it in their livin' room.

Just like a snap.

You know something?

Take their picture!

and I can't go changin' now.

so I can get through a difficult situation

if folks want their ass tickled with a feather!

and just get drunker than Cootie Brown?

so everybody could feel real friendly.

Of course, if you grew up anywhere in Texas,

Now, you better get that travellin' circus out of town

the girls began accepting poultry in trade.

Ed Earl, please don't go doin' something stupid you're gonna be sorry for!

That's typical of them crusadin' fanatics.

But I figure there's only one thing left to do.

Miss Mona married Ed Earl

And that one there, there...

and give them a little bad publicity

I'm the electronic bounty hunter.

Ed Earl, that man has made a fool out of you.

Wants to be watchdog for the whole U.S. of A.

that we're gonna shut down for two months.

Well, that's pretty darn close to the way it happened.

So you been sayin'.

Give her a few more months & Lisa Marie will replace Dolly P.

She bought 'em uniforms so they wouldn't have to play in their overalls.

Excuse me, ma'am.

Loveless copulation?