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Oh, they're so special.
Fish Hooks on Family Guy
(loud thump)
What's going on here? Why are you using my full name?
All right, let's cut to the chase.
My sister and her husband ran into someone
I may be dating myself, but in the '90s,
That's Brian, my neighbor's dog. He can talk.
to say nothing of Ocean's 2 through 7.
Anyway, I told her I have a dog, so...
You know, I first met Carrie and her niece
would you pretend to be my dog?
Is this our backyard?
Oh, isn't he so sweet?
Phew, that tummy time was killer.
(barking excitedly)
Uh, uh, this is... Harvey.
Sorry we couldn't get you a dog.
and friends. (chuckles)
How dare you, Brian the dog?
I finally found someone
It's Fine. Everything is fine
I'm sorry, Peter, I just can't help myself.
which sounds kind of weird coming out of my mouth.
What aren't you lying to yourself about?
Brian, come on, I'm serious. Will you help me out?
I named him Arid.
- Oh, Logan. - (dog whines)
It doesn't mean I love you any less.
Coming up, one pizza with alternative crust.
and become the least surprising death in Hollywood history.
- You, too, Carrie. - Hey! Candy!
- I have six. - I'll do it.