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- Did you guys know that once upon a time,
- Of course, it can't be two people in there.
- What? - [chuckles]
- "You guys are all idiots." - Right.
♪ ♪
narrator: There's a lesser-known creation myth
you see that the eyes are the same color as the skin.
- Oh, my God.
- You guys ever seen a camouflage scorpion?
and the sandy road.
- Get more wood, get more wood.
- Of course not.
but there's no rules.
♪ She don't need no hand, I'ma help her ♪
Alec collected Joe Camel matchbooks.
- I'ma kill this fucking nigga.
but they can't be good.
Or are you at a stage where you're trying different hats?
- You have a lot of crazy dreams?
♪ I swear to God, she wanna feel it ♪
- Think you kinda gotta be dumb to go camping.
- The thing--you ever seen--
- Sand.
What the fuck type of nigga is you
Which are mountains of rock without water.
You don't have to say if you don't want to.
narrator: Mr. Lonely. Paging Mr. Lonely.
- Nah.
- You don't know that snake, either.
I'm surprised nobody died.
like, "I wanna kill him."
They say your dreams are what you think about last, right?
- No. I have this torch.
Nigga, what the fuck type of nigga is you, bro?
[laughs]
- I wonder how far can I throw it.
It's turning colors. It's green.
I'm not lonely after all.
- Why do like 90% of New Yorkers be smart, like?
- I say it's a boa. A boa.
- Why not? - [chuckles]
- Know what?
would you find that to be, like, patronizing?
- Of course you would.