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LOT OF DYING TODAY. I HEAR THAT.
I'LL BRING CHILDREN INTO THE HOUSE, TOO.
I KNOW THERE'S GONNA BE A COMPLICATION GETTING THE BONE,
YOU KNOW, I'M A BIT OF A ROMANTIC, LUKE.
I'VE MEANT TO.
HEY, HAVE I THANKED YOU ENOUGH
EXACTLY.
HOW DO YOU KNOW THE STATE OF MY ASSETS?
HE WANTS IT FOR HIM AND LORELAI.
YOU'VE HAD ONE BEFORE. DON'T YOU REMEMBER?
I'M GOING TO FOUR, IF YOU WANT TO CATCH UP.
WHY ARE YOU ASKING? OH, I DON'T KNOW.
HEY, LUKE, IT'S FOR YOU. IT'S TAYLOR.
YOU RAISE SOMETHING FROM $1 TO $1.10.
YOU HAVEN'T GOTTEN TO THAT PART YET? NO!
I KNOW.
BUT HOW SOON WAS THE NORMAN MAILER MOMENT
BUT LUKE WANTS IT MORE. BUT --
PEOPLE ARE LIKE THREE FEET AWAY FROM ME.
DID YOU?
I'm caught up, honest. OKAY, GOOD.
LUKE'S.
I'LL GIVE YOU $1.04. NO.
NO, I'M ABOUT TO TAKE OFF HERE.
SUDDENLY, THERE'S NOTHING LEFT BUT A PUFF OF SMOKE
NO, EAT. I'M JUST SURPRISED. IT'S NOT YOUR THING.
YOU'LL MEET HER TOMORROW NIGHT AT DINNER.
A GIRL! OH, GOOD, WE NEED A GIRL.
WHO, YOUR DAD? CAN'T YOU SENSE IT?
MOM, WHAT'S GOING ON WITH YOU?
Tell me, Taylor. OKAY.
AND THAT DUKE, YOUR EVIL TWIN, IS IN TOWN.
IS THAT SUCH A BIG DEAL?
THAT'S THE TOWN ELDERS, RIGHT? YES.
AND I DID ALL THAT I COULD,
WE'LL BE A COUPLE MINUTES. OH, SURE.
RIGHT, SUDDENLY MY MIDWIFE WAS WOLF BLITZER.
RIGHT NOW I'M NAKED, BUT MY PANTS HAVE POCKETS.
IT MIGHT EXPLAIN THE DISCREPANCY IN OUR NET WORTHS.
AND WANTING TO KNOCK PEOPLES' HATS OFF, HE TAKES TO THE SEA?
AWAY FROM THE PRYING EYES OF THE GARBAGE MAN?
[ SIGHS ]
HOW MANY RESOURCES CAN HE HAVE? HE'S LIVING IN STARS HOLLOW.
I'VE GOT A PRETTY GOOD GUT SENSE
AND I DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT THE WHOLE OFF-THE-RECORD, ON-THE-RECORD THING,
THAT'S FOR THE COURTS TO DECIDE.
IT'S OKAY BECAUSE SASHANKA TORE A LIGAMENT LAST YEAR
THERE ARE BABIES POPPING OUT ALL OVER THE PLACE.
I TAKE MY TOAST DRY.
TILL SHE GOT THE ANSWER SHE WANTED.
DO YOU WANT LUMINISTA TO TAKE YOUR BAG?
THE MAYBEs.
DID I STEP INTO SOMETHING HERE?
* OH, OH, OH
AND...YOU KNOW, I JUST GOT RID OF YOU.
WE WERE BY A VENDING MACHINE CHECKING YOU IN,
HOW DID THIS HAPPEN? I MEAN, IF IT'S TRUE.
IT WAS THERE, AND IT LOOKED GOOD.
LET'S ALL RESUME THIS MONDAY. GO HOME.
* ANYWHERE THAT YOU TELL ME TO
GO, LUKE. RANT, LUKE.
LET'S MAKE TWO PILES -- ONE FOR THE MAYBEs, ONE FOR THE NOs.
IT'S MY SISTER'S PARTY. I DIDN'T PICK THE NIGHT.
I DON'T WANT TO DRIVE.
IT'S THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE
YOU'RE FUNNY. DARK, BUT FUNNY.
OF A CITY 40 MILES AWAY?
Lorelai: COME ON, PLEASE. I'M DONE.
OH, MY GOD, IT'S HAPPENING?
YOU WEREN'T INTERRUPTING ANYTHING.