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OKAY, SO LET'S SAY YOU DO IT -- HAVE SEX, YOU KNOW.

THE GARBAGE MAN COULD SEE THE BOX IN THE TRASH AND BLAB.

MMM, MAYBE. YEAH, YOU'RE PROBABLY RIGHT.

OH, SORRY, LORELAI'S THERE. CAN'T TALK NOW, RIGHT?

AND THEN CHANGE THE WORD "YEAR" SO IT SAYS "HAPPY NEW BABY."

YES, IT'S LUKE.

NOT SO WELL -- I MEAN, FOR YOU.

HOW'S THE ARTICLE? WHAT'S IT SAY?

WHAT, AND SPOIL THE FUN? NO WAY.

KEEP ME POSTED. OKAY, BYE.

OOH, EXCUSE ME, DOCTOR. YES?

THOSE GUYS WITH THE TIRE IRONS?

AND, NOT THAT THIS IS ANY EXCUSE,

WHOSE ENTIRE FAMILY AND THEIR VILLAGE WAS KILLED BY STALIN,

YOU'RE KIDDING. I DON'T DO TOAST HUMOR.

OKAY, "THINK" IS NOT GOOD ENOUGH EITHER.

TO PUT YOURSELF OUT THERE, TO BE HONEST.

I'VE DONE MY DAMAGE.

WE'VE GOT KESSLER ON IT.

WHOA, YOU'RE RIGHT.

WHAT? I DON'T HAVE $250,000.

DR. FOREST, DIAL 112.

OR DO I NEED TO GET SOME GLUTE IMPLANTS?

IT WAS THEN, SADLY, THAT I DISCOVERED LUKE COULD NOT READ.

[ INHALES DEEPLY, EXHALES ]

YOU'RE NOT KIDDING. I'M NOT KIDDING.

WHAT DID THEY PUT IN?

PLUS, WE FORGOT. ONLY WE KNOW THAT.

IS THERE SUCH A THING? YES, WHAT DID YOU GET?

LET'S GET TOGETHER MONDAY.

GREAT DACHA, THIS DACHA!

SHE'S TOTALLY NOT GOING TO EXPECT IT.

I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO IT. BYE, AND THANKS AGAIN.

I HAD IT WHEN I WAS PREGNANT WITH MY FIRST KID, THOUGH.

AND LET THEM KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING.

YOU'RE GETTING THERE.

LOOK OUT! COMING THROUGH!

WOULD BE READING THIS IN FRONT OF ME.

LOOK, I WAS MAD AT YOU WHEN I DID THE INTERVIEW, OKAY?

I HEARD THAT, TOO.

I JUST DON'T AGREE WITH WHAT'S GOING ON --

RORY, IF YOU SEE PATEL, TELL HIM I'M LOOKING FOR HIM.

WHO KNEW WE'D KEEP MISSING THE TRAYS?

WE ALL WATCHED LUKE PINE FOR LORELAI

* YOU NEED ME TO BE WITH YOU

PAGING DR. STATEMAN. DR. STATEMAN, PLEASE.

THAT ONE LOOKS GOOD.

YES, YOU WOULD. YOU WOULD KNOW THAT.

THE DOCTOR DOING IT WILL BE, THOUGH, SO HE'LL KNOW.

I DIDN'T KNOW WHERE ELSE TO GO. A DECORATION STORE.

I JUST ATE AN APPLE. UH-OH.

IT'S YOUR MONEY. MONEY WELL SPENT.

IF YOU ARE APPLYING EXPLOSIVES TO THE DOOR,

SO FLIGHTY, SO SKINNY.

WE'VE GIVEN SO MUCH OVER THE YEARS,

YES, I'M JUST GIVING THEM A 5-MINUTE HEAD START.

THIS IS A GOOD COMPROMISE.

I'M DONE. I'M AT PEACE. THERE'S NO MORE.

AND THEY'VE BEEN SHOVELING IT IN SINCE THEY SAT DOWN.

* BA-BA-BA-BA-BA-BA-BA

* BA-BA-BA-BA-BA-BA-BA

OH, THAT'S JUST SAD.

[ CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYS ]

BIOS ARE ON THE BACK.

I'M SEEING THEM.