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BUT YOU NEED LAND AROUND YOU, SPACE, AIR TO BREATHE.
HELP ME PICK ONE. PICK WHAT?
THE HOUSE WASN'T EVEN OFFICIALLY LISTED FOR SALE.
WE WERE IN A TUNNEL. A WIDE TUNNEL.
That's what it is.
I'M GONNA LET YOU GO, HON.
[ DOOR OPENS ]
YOU HAVEN'T TOUCHED THE KIWI OR THE PINEAPPLE
OH, I'M SORRY. I'LL PUT IT AWAY.
I'VE HEARD TALK TO THAT EFFECT.
SHE WAS LIKE, WHAT, A WEEK AND A HALF EARLY?
OKAY, NAME IT. WILL YOUR SISTER MIND?
AND THIS PLACE BECOMES A DUMPING GROUND.
I KNEW LUKE'S FATHER, HIS GRANDFATHER.
JUST THE SMELL OF MANHATTAN.
THANK YOU, MOM.
SO THEY WON'T READ IT.
WHERE ARE YOU?
YOU DON'T GOT IT.
I KNOW I SHOULD, BUT I DON'T HAVE A HANKERING FOR IT.
YOU SAID NOTHING.
HEY, YOU TOOK MY BOOK BAG. I NEED THAT.
SOUNDS GOOD.
YOU NEED TO DO IN THAT AREA, RIGHT? What area?
I'VE BEEN WORKING FOR 11 YEARS, LUKE.
THE MANHOLE-COVER STEAM? GOD KNOWS WHAT THAT STEAM IS.
ACTUALLY, YOU'D MAKE A GREAT ASSISTANT.
YOU DON'T NEED NEW PANTS. YOU JUST NEED PANTS.
WHAT WOULD YOU CALL IT, MAYBE A DACHA?
DAS IS GOOD, YA?
IT'S A SMALL TOWN.
AND WHERE IS YOUR TOWN -- SYRUSTEY?
MADE IT TO THE BAR, THOUGH.
YOU SHOULD TAKE THE BEST OFFER FROM THE PERSON
OH, GORGEOUS!
[ EXHALES SHARPLY ]
YES.
I ACTUALLY HAVE TO DISCUSS SOMETHING WITH HIM.
THE HEALTH CHANNEL ON CABLE'S CAUGHT ME UP,
COME OUT OF THERE. NO.
PUT A SAWBUCK IN THE RIGHT HANDS,
I'VE HAD 15,000 JOBS.
UNLESS I GET THAT SUMMER JOB HERE.
IT'S THE INN, AND THIS NEW POTENTIAL OPPORTUNITY,
YOU KNOW THE BEGINNING OF "MOBY DICK,"
YOU'VE GOT CHANGE FOR $100, RIGHT?
SO, I'M GOING TO BE PULLING BACK HERE SOON.
[ RATTLING CONTINUES ]
LUKE, I THINK THE SALES TAX IS OFF BY A PENNY.
IT'S GOOD TO SUPPORT THE ARTS ANYWAY WE CAN,
HE'S GOING TO TAKE YOU DOWN AND HAVE IT DONE.
ON TOO SMALL A PIECE OF LAND.
OKAY, SO I'LL JUST GO HANG SOMEWHERE TILL YOU'RE DONE?
I'LL UP MY OFFER.
THIS GOES TO METRO, A.S.A.P.
A MYSTERY BAG -- YES! WHAT'S IN THE MYSTERY BAG?
WHAT'S IN THE BAG? HMM?
NOW, GUTS CAN BE WRONG. MINE'S BEEN WRONG BEFORE.
IS THIS ALL I'M HAVING DONE TODAY,
I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER.
BUT NOT OFTEN.
VERY DECADENT. ARE THERE MORE MARSHMALLOWS?
[ CHUCKLES ] I'M NOT JOKING, SWEETIE.
SHE LOOKS LIKE MARLO THOMAS.
BUT WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO IF IT IS?
AND THEY BABBLE LIKE PARROTS.
I DON'T B.S.
GOT PLENTY TO GO AROUND.
IMPERIALIST PROPAGANDA.
IT'S THE RIGHT THING TO DO.
I THINK I'VE BEEN A BAD INFLUENCE ON YOU, ACE.
OH, SHE'S DARLING. LOOK AT THOSE LITTLE FEET.
OH, BOY.
[ SIGHS ] I COULD REALLY USE MY MAGIC 8 BALL ABOUT NOW.
SO NO DESIRE FOR ANYTHING NUTRITIONAL.
POLA WANDERED INTO YOUR ROOM LOOKING FOR THE BATHROOM.
BUT "MARMADUKE" STILL CRACKS ME UP EVERY TIME.
WE WERE GONNA SET IT UP DURING YOUR NAP.
AND EVEN AFTERWARD,
AFTER YOU AND JACKSON CONCEIVED?
OH, MY GOD!
I'D LOVE TO GET YOUR OPINION ON SOMETHING. SURE.
IT'S A DIME, KIRK. I COULD REFUSE TO PAY.
NO, WE'LL THROW
GOOD. THANK YOU.
WHAT'S IN IT? SHE'S GOT MYSTERY BAG.
YOU GOT ME. YOU GOT ME.
I HAD A DEAL WITH TAYLOR
BUT I KNOW HOW TO WORK THE BOSS. HE'S IN THE VICINITY.
GOT IT. NEED IT BACK BY 5:00, GENTLEMEN.