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IT'S HAPPENING.
WHAT KIND OF BIRTH CONTROL DO YOU USE?
SO, YOU BEEN THINKING ABOUT NAMES?
IT WON'T BE DEFINITIVE AFTER JUST TWO DAYS.
RIGHT, RIGHT. THE NEXT ONE.
BEING IN A MATERNITY WARD MAKES ME WONDER ABOUT THINGS.
"WHEN TAYLOR CALLS I'M OUT EVEN IF HE CAN SEE ME
CHARMLESS, ISN'T IT? THE ROOM?
SO, HOW'D YOU GET AWAY?
YOU'RE GETTING A VASECTOMY. [ LAUGHS ]
ISN'T HE STUNNING?
I'M SORRY.
I LOVE THE CIRCLE OF LIFE.
LET ME SEE THAT.
YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE MY GRANDDAUGHTER.
OR "GLENDA" IF IT'S A GIRL.
NOW IS JUST NOT THE RIGHT TIME.
SHE WON'T PUT IT DOWN,
IF YOU WANT, I CAN HAVE THEM PULL OUT PICTURES
AND I WANT TO MAKE SURE EVERYTHING'S SET UP AND READY.
SNIP, SNIP, AND YOU'RE SHOOTING BLANKS.
UH-HUH, GO AHEAD AND READ IT.
ALL YOU TWO HAVE BEEN DIPPING ARE THE MARSHMALLOWS.
SHE'S ON MY LIST. PUSH HIM ON THAT, WON'T YOU?
WHAT FELLOW TOWNSMAN HAS $250,000 IN CASH?
LET'S GET UP IN THERE WHILE WE STILL HAVE THE CHANCE.
[ SIGHS ]
I HEARD THERE WAS GOOD FOOD AT THIS PARTY.
WHAT THE HELL'S WRONG WITH YOU?
YOU GOT THEM ALL IN.
SEE, THE THING IS, IN THE REAL WORLD,
I JUST DON'T WANT TO SEE WHAT'S COMING AROUND THE MOUNTAIN.
RORY, YOU GOT THOSE OBITUARIES? GIVE ME FIVE MINUTES.
OKAY, WELL, MAYBE IT'S NOT TRUE.
I'M GONE FOR FIVE MINUTES,
I SHOULD GET BACK.
IT'S ONLY SUPPOSED TO BE $1.
ISN'T THERE A BUTTER-AND-JAM DISCOUNT? NO.
IT'S RIGHT THEY SENT YOU A LIMO. YOU DESERVE IT.
Well, would it be so horrible? I mean, it's Luke.
I use that as an example because I know you like pudding.
ARE WE GONNA END THIS MARATHON BEFORE WE GET TO SUBSCRIPTIONS?
NOW HE'S INSULTING YOU.
YOU'RE NOT OFF TO SAVE A LIFE, ARE YOU?
AND THIS IS LEGAL? OF COURSE IT'S LEGAL.
FINE. COME OUT.
PAGING DR. STATEMAN. DR. STATEMAN, PLEASE.
SORRY, BUT I CAN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT THE TRAFFIC, EITHER.
* I WILL FOLLOW WHERE YOU LEAD
AND YOU FOLDED LIKE A ROAD MAP.
OKAY, I'M SORRY. WE WERE CALLING THE BOAT A SHE.
I'M NOT SICKENED. IT'S FINALS TIME. I'M STRESSED.
I'M DONE AGAIN.
BUT -- ARRANGE IT.
GO GET HER SUITCASE. IT'S BY THE DOOR.
WHO, YOUR DAD? HE'S BEEN GREAT.
ME, TOO. LUKE SHOULD GET THE HOUSE.
YEAH, I HAVE TO GO BACK TO YALE.
I GOT AN ADVANCE COPY.
WE HAVE EVERYTHING SHE NEEDS ALL SET UP.
YOU CAN'T GET A BREATH OF FRESH AIR.
I THINK I JUST SLEPT A LITTLE FUNNY.
OH, I'M AT HALF SPEED COMPARED TO THIS MORNING.
Yeah, and I liked it. WHOA!
SO I THINK I WILL HAVE THOSE DONUTS TO GO.
WE'LL CHEAT THE OLD-MAN SIDE TO THE WALL SO WE CAN'T SEE IT,
BUT HARRY'S NOT AN INTERN.
MIKHAIL, WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
I HAD A DREAM ABOUT HIM THE OTHER NIGHT.
MY DANCER -- I GET TO TAKE ONE HOME.