Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Miranda's mother died.

One at a time. Which one of you crashed?

Just keep doing exactly what you're doing,

Do you know when the funeral is? I'd like to go.

Excuse me? Lucille?

I'll start. I can sum up my life in one breath.

Surprise! It's your new computer.

I'm sure that she knew on some level that you were with her.

Yes. A mean little man popped up with 'X's where his eyes should be

Now I can get into your front door!

OK, now, that's it.

Stop it! You don't know what you're doing!

I read an article about a woman who had orgasms all the time.

"I Can Adjust My Bra Straps By Myself."

After the burial,

She's pretty out of it, but she woke up long enough to veto my lipstick.

- You can have them on the bottom? - Top, bottom, upside down.

So can a boyfriend...

Pick out a zip drive, start saving. Then you won't lose everything.

Oh, my God! And you let me go on about my stupid computer?

When did you last back up?

One frazzled Friday, four girlfriends came from four different directions:

Oh, my God! Come back.

Want to wrestle?

Charlotte, I'm masturbating I told you I'd be doing that all day today

He didn't have a tongue.

Exactly what you're doing.

NCAAF TITTYBALL

What is this? Why is this happening?

You don't have to. I don't really know.