Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- The Police. - Law and order mixed with very mild reggae.
Okay, so we need to issue a positive statement about the HIV girl.
You already did this great joke.
Actually, there is a Photoshopped image in the Post
Will the president be commenting
Ma'am, I have a proposal I need to speak with you about.
Just another Saturday night.
Girl in the writers' room for the joint sessions speech.
May I have your pass?
her name is Lee and she is a fine staffer.
Hitler went into a bunker.
There's a big media presence by the northwest gate.
We'll skin you like a squirrel,
Yeah, so give me a call.
Still, you leave a gap. We're not piss buddies.
you say nothing to anybody. You understand me?
He photographs well for his age.
Ma'am, we're losing micro-donors.
- I should have. - That's right.
- Hmm. - No. No.
She's HIV positive via breast milk,
Girl: I found another one.
I can't tell you.
but who still dreams of becoming a ballerina.
There we go. Uh-oh.
Honeymoon's over, isn't it?
But I guess you've seen worse.
I now regret that phrase.
- It's like he has no sense of what's going on. - Excuse me.
- That's the joke. - No, no, I get it, yeah.
I'll access your medical data in a fake Jamaican accent.
Why are you using the urinal next to me?
- No. - Okay, Dan, go sacrifice a virgin.
What the hell was that?
I was stretching my lips because I have very dry lips,
Bill: Okay, this briefing is over.
and wear you like a glove puppet with my fingers