Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It was my rally, okay? My supporters, of course.
Little Pig! Little Pig! Let Me In! Let Me In!
And that means a major resignation.
Are you interested in Memaw's sapphire earrings?
If that happened, it would be hugely damaging and enormously problematic.
I preferred the Internet when it was just AltaVista
I'm in the middle of firing your boss.
- Right. - Nobody listens to the words anyways.
Yeah, you don't have to do the snail joke.
Is there no other news? Whatever happened to Ebola? I loved Ebola.
who once broke off an engagement at an Applebee's, then ordered dessert.
Oh, really? I like The Onion.
What you'll look like when you're leaving office,
Where did this confidential data come from?
Okay, fine. Amy, Ben, you stay.
- and her entire fam... - (fireworks exploding)
Look at this.
I think it's reached my pancreas.
You know, there are hordes of young women
I know that she's the First Daughter,
- And anyway, it's not Lee, it's Catherine. - What?
This Goat's Not Gonna Scape Itself
I even got him on the campaign.
one of my dream dinner party guests
- Ma'am, got us a scapegoat. - Oh.
could sure spill a lot of glitter, am I right?
Another blunder to undermine my campaign.
Ma'am, if we tell you, you'll know,
So, you want to know if the president told me who she's firing, right?
All right, look, zip it, Jeeves.
No, no, no. You're gonna be fine.
- Good thought, right? - Yeah.
It's the same number as the last two messages.
And that's sad 'cause that's your whole job.
The press needs a culprit
We want to give all kids a reason to dance, you know?
It's like my mom's cat.
You do?
(laughs)
Negative, negative, negative.
Look at me, I've got a small head.
- Uh, ma'am... - Look, Kent, I'm sorry, but Chloe's got to go.
And me and Kent are about to turn into
Or the little girl down in Pine Hill, Alabama.
And I got him involved in Families First.
Oh, of course, yeah.
- (Applause) - (Hail to the Chief playing)