Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

How about this:
Ooh, what'd you get?
I don't know-- I'm smart and scrappy,
Oh, I don't care for this at all.
Okay, fine, maybe it was a bad idea.
he's a poor man's Sheldon Cooper.
and you're okay with that.
let a barn spider lay eggs in your nose.
And I love how your hair is always on the soap.
Okay.
The minute you sneeze web, I'm moving out.
Why? Your father barely speaks to your mother.
Oh, maybe I could make a gift for them.
so, please don't give him a hard time.
As long as they're happy, I'm happy.
What?! Uh, that was my dad on the phone.
Well, they weren't speaking at the time,
from becoming the dancing fountain at Disneyland.
Sheldon, I'm gonna get the surgery, it's no big deal.
Hello.
like the albino boogeyman?
He's gonna do it next week.
It's like washing myself with a hamster.
He was so busy figuring out how many parts per million
How can I convince you it won't?
being married to someone for 40 years?
to the car without falling down the stairs.
It's the urn I was going to put you in.
as a hideous, disfigured freak.
♪ Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state ♪
You love me.
Tell me the truth.
You don't look okay.
Stubbed his toe on the revolving door on the way in.
Come on, smile.
He thought he was right, but his roommate knew better."
how your wings poke me when we sleep