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Hello. I like your...
It's gonna be just like the book, man. Everything is in there.
by putting tuna fish in the AC vents of her car.
They're making "Axiomeleon" into a movie?
Sure.
Everything. In the right state of mind I can control every organ.
And...
- We gotta go. - Why?
Like Jar Jar Binks.
Thank you, Keanu. Isn't he nice?
they take a masterpiece from an intellectual titan
What the fuck?
And I also have to admit that I always did want to see
Absolutely not. I'm team leader.
that are all part of the gas being?
Whoa whoa whoa, man. You can't retreat.
You can't just use a guy. That's a cop-out.
a Southern cop for their movie, huh?
I was, like, center court, on the floor, motherfucker.
(groans)
These people are Philistines.
Wait, I thought you were done with that guy.
- No, it's gonna be awesome. - You're insane. Excuse me.
(theme music playing)
Lots of angles, problem-solving, you know...
So when the titles roll, you're already like, "My mind's been fucking blown."
I hope this doesn't affect the comment card.
Oh, I think my contacts just popped out.
What idiot would hire you to adapt a genius book like that?