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Hello. I like your...

It's gonna be just like the book, man. Everything is in there.

by putting tuna fish in the AC vents of her car.

They're making "Axiomeleon" into a movie?

Everything. In the right state of mind I can control every organ.

- We gotta go. - Why?

Like Jar Jar Binks.

Thank you, Keanu. Isn't he nice?

they take a masterpiece from an intellectual titan

And I also have to admit that I always did want to see

Absolutely not. I'm team leader.

that are all part of the gas being?

Whoa whoa whoa, man. You can't retreat.

You can't just use a guy. That's a cop-out.

a Southern cop for their movie, huh?

I was, like, center court, on the floor, motherfucker.

These people are Philistines.

Wait, I thought you were done with that guy.

- No, it's gonna be awesome. - You're insane. Excuse me.

(theme music playing)

Lots of angles, problem-solving, you know...

So when the titles roll, you're already like, "My mind's been fucking blown."

I hope this doesn't affect the comment card.

Oh, I think my contacts just popped out.

What idiot would hire you to adapt a genius book like that?