HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
I will try my best,
- What if I take your place and he makes sexy time with me? - No.
Donald Trump is a man with a big heart who loves people...
What you have shown us and explained to us,
- This important. - Yes.
So, it must go to someone in his inner circle.
Womans, this place is amazing.
- I'm so sorry. That's horrible. - Just relax. Sit down.
A cameraman will follow you to document your mission.
That's wonderful that you gave this to me.
VeggieTalent
Will they hurt you?
Since
Listen, uh, it really...
in their battle against science.
I mean, I understand what you're saying,
- Where are you going? - Upstairs.
But if I have enormous titties,
that is irresistible to all teenage girls?
Uh oh
If that is a lie, what other lies my daddy tell me?
Okay.
Yeah, you're-you're good.
I'm better than him.
Of course not.
.
Take care.
- Right, I... - Can you take it out?
- Yep. - Is he in jail?
- you cannot make the surgery anyway? - Right.
I take my daughter to man who can help.
- Yes. - Yes.
- What? - You have to stop right there.
Well, yes.
Yeah!
- The-the breast. Titty. - Mm.
wakkofan gets his nuts shot
All people,
Ow! Wawawawa!
Who number three?
I can't... I... Look,
Your-your titties will not keep you from drowning.
Maybe, yes.
Why would that make my chest hurt?
What about this one?
Uh, when she perform a command correctly,
But I still had not found Tutar.
Uh... nice to meet you.
What is more dangerous, this, uh, virus or the Democrat?
- This is... - No, no, no!
I do not want the authorities to see.
Very nice.
Don't do it.
they didn't know anything about womens.
Can I give you a hug?
Miss Drummond is attending Grand Canyon University
- Yes, that's it. - Okay, thank you.
Is it nicer than Melania's cage?
- Take my anoos. -Don't take him. - I don't want you.
.
My mission had fail, and I had learned that the Holocaust
Can you answer him, "Chillin'"?
You care for her?
This is him. It's strange.
You will still have to learn how to swim.
One, two,
No, Daddy. Please, please?
Time running out.
No, no, it's not a true story.
I know you're ready to demonstrate how much
- What? - Look at me.
Bolsonaro
Okay.
and I hear the noise. "Ding."
That's all I want for you, just to think about it.
- We can do it. - You want to see the hair?
Mm-hmm.
boj
I will have the biggest titties in the whole world.
Come with me. Let's run away from our daddies.
That's the question.
Hmm.
Will you be my new Black wife?
I would meet with fancy lady who would help me
- What? - Yes.
Since I did not have money to buy a gun,
- Really? - Mm.
- You keep calling her your daughter. - Yes.
it's time...
Please, please, please. I want it.
You don't know what you're talking about, idiot.
And we're so glad you're here. Thank you.
But there is only, uh, two hours left
Okay, so we're not gonna do what you just did ever on a date.
Uh, no.
But I wish you would just think about
You have to do it very, let's say...
- Ah. - What is this?
- Happened. - ...happen?
Um, he's been doing a really good job.
and her father, Professor Phillip Drummond III,
Please Daddy.
What about Rudolph Giuliani?
My whole world fall to pieces.
- Pretty girls. - Yeah.
Can you answer him, "Chillin'"?
to find out that Johnny the Monkey
Yeah.
I go to the toilet, and I put my index finger...
Our exports of potassium and pubis plummet.
As #4 podcast in all of Kazakhstan this is great success!
Since Stickin' Around had been cancelled,
You want to live in a cage?