Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I had restored greatness to Kazakhstan.
Listen, don't-don't be afraid of me.
Can you put, um...
Ooh.
Hey, that's all I want. That's all I want.
Ready.
Suddenly, I had an idea.
In jail too.
*in kazakh* Listen carefully, asshole.
He needs you to go back to be with
- Titty? - Titty.
my secretive mission if I was famous?
will not replace us."
- You want to be more submissive. - Oh.
you appreciate everything he does for our country.
Daddy, I love you.
- Stop here? Why? - 'Cause we can talk better that way.
on who she marries?
- Not a lie. It true. - It is a lie.
- It hurt my stomach. - Mm-hmm.
He probably forgot to bring a leash.
It really doesn't matter how we got to this moment.
Let's hear it for "gas them up like the Germans."
"Jews...
I go to America!
It's called "The Chinese Virus Song."
Tutar Sagdiyev.
- Yes. -JERRY: Yes. - Mm. Not nice!
But to be sure, let's have a practice run tonight.
I was just trying to give my daughter pleasure,
I go to America!
Yes.
Uh, it's something we don't talk about in p-public.
- Now? - Yes.
Right.
Uh, one.
Wawaweewa.
You got it. We're done.
You end that life.
I do not see anybody on the street.
- I must inform him of some news. - Okay.
When Fat King Donald saw Melania...
"with turnips inserted in their assholes.
Does she have a long nose?
- You go ahead and come on in. - Oh. Oh.
I will go home.
- Mm-hmm. - She's the happiest wife in the world!
What about driving a car?
It was time to return to Kazakhstan as a hero.
so you can play for us.
- Are you a man? - No, I'm not a man.
I can... I would love to marry you.
You can touch my nose.
'Cause I don't think you need to change.
How many gypsies could I finish with one canister?
- Daughters. - Yeah.
- They make this plague? - Yes.
I'm so sorry for that.
- What is that, the flashlight? - I get you new flashlight.
He sent you back, he said "S-U-P"
the Holocaust, never happened.
What color is best for racist family?
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome your next act,
Bilak, Biram and Hueylewis.
But it's not what you want.
That's two hours.
To your satisfaction, sir?
Listen carefully, asshole.
- Yes. - Okay, high five.
Okay? B-A-A-D-E.
This guy that you're seeing in the phone...
I'm Stephen Miller. Sorry I'm late.
As # 4 podcast in all of Kazakhstan this is great success!
I think you did this because
I was scared that I would never find Tutar.
- Thank you, my friend. - Thank you.
Really, I apologize.
- that month, the way the Democrats would've done. - Yeah.
This is supposed to be the doctors,
Great success! I had the money.
It disgusting. It smell retched.
I only have 24 hours to get you $72?
Sure.
Shall I give her as gift?"
- cage, uh, Mexican children? - Well...
So come with me.
Okay.
Okay.
Two Sagdiyev.
I want you to make a hotsie out of this notsie.
two pigs, one cow
You are demon?
Well, thank you, my dear.
What is sugar baby?
Hi, I'm Macy.
- I didn't get the... - I said "flashlight."
Keep it where it's, you know...
So after you give me as a gift...
arsenal
the United States of America.
from shithole country Slovenia
What can I help you with?
She, uh, luckily came to her senses,
Can you say something?
We're not going to kill you.
so we now traffic grooms.
and a daughter.
No.
for what you're doing right here, right now.
- I'll relax you, okay? - Yes.
- Really? - Nice to meet you, Tutar.
I go to Denmark!
I think, with the Democrats,
VeggieTalent
- "America, he did hate her." - Yeah.