Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I done had him for a bit.

When you opena fresh bottle of hot sauce

- What? - Kick it open!

I wanna' hear her neck snap with my own two ears.

Or can you prove it cabron

Do I know about the thirty thousand dollar reward

If I remember it correctly, that was one of them Bar of Iron rules,

Okay everybody,

Well make yourself comfortable. Get warm by the fire.

That sure was pretty.

Now we've come to the part of the story...

- I knew me I was gonna' have some fun. - You shut your lyin' nigger lips up!

- that's your boy Chester talkin' - You a goddamn lie.

He damn sure is you sons of bitches.

And that would be frontier justice

You cared enough to comment though.

Joe Gag volunteered to take Smithers dead body outside.

- Do you understand? - Yes.

And you need to get your ass out there and

Well he got another.

And there was another fellow on the plantation, Uncle Charly.

gang - all fifteen of 'em - that were waiting,

- Oui - what is that mean? - It means yes.

Now, you're wanted for murder.

You'd be surprised what a man that cold, would do for a blanket.

I took my big, black, pecker outta' my pants.

I can't just take your word.

letter from Abraham Lincoln, I assumed it was you.

you're a hang man, you're going to hang woman.

for the next two days...

Does he know how famous you once was?

My lord, is that really the real head of Major Marquis, lookin' at me now?

- Mannix's Marauders? - That's them.

that means: Shut up.

Jody's got fifteen men waitin' in Red Rock.

you help me protect my ten,

bounty hunter's nigger friend in the stable?

That door's a son of a gun.

You still alive, white boy?

- I might let a whore piss on it. - I spit on it.

Crackers And that means kill 'em anyway I can.

Sorry to bother you.

Lovley smile, that Gemma.

was dignity in defeat, and against the unconditional surrender.

- I expect no less. - Not so fast old man.

You too, Senor Bob.

This here is Daisy Domergue.

he paid a pretty penny for privacy. So if you wanna' go to Minnie's with us...

John Ruth wants to take you back to Red Rock to stand trail for murder.

- Give me a hammer. - Yeah.

I ain't ever goin out in that shit again!

Can I get ya' some coffy?

Take this bucket and dump it down the shit hole.

So me an' Chris better lay out a line

During the next four hours, Jody and the boys chuck the bodies down the well.

So you takin' her into Red Rock to hang?

- where I blow your goddamn head off! - No, no, no don't shoot her!

Or two of y'all is workin' with her.

to I was a full grown man.

from the stable to the front door, and from the front door to the shithouse.

The Hangman in these parts.

You gonna' let that nigger speak for you, Chris?

He says they ain't here. He's lookin' after the place while they gone.

Right down to his bare ass.

When you say precautions...

made a pretty penny and, eh....

Thanksgiving, 2017

- Two pieces of wood. - That fuckin' thing is busted!

Well I guess it's true what they say about you people.

So why do they call you Six Horse Judy anyway?

Yeah I knew 'em.

roof with somebody I don't know who you they are.

- Grouch Douglass. - You heard of him?

I don't like taking it in an'out of the envelope that much.

to which one of y'all poisoned the coffy, though.

What do I got to say? About John Ruth's ravings?

That's why this chapter is called...

What's your name, Buster?

cause I never bring 'em in alive.

When you get to hell, John.

John Ruth, I hate to be the one to break it to ya' but nobody in Minnie's Haberdashery,

About forty minutes ago.

had the desired effect of disarming white folks.

But I still ain't done it yet

We don't have time for no northern Nags

And about the men standin' next ta' ya' would be responsible.

How about we forget about the hats today,

for you to break her neck on the ouskirts of town.

While Major Warren was captivating the crowd

That's my name, Joe Gage.

we would be frontier justice.

And if all those things end up taking place,

But if I'm not disturbing, I like to watch?

- Gimme that other piece of wood. - Yeah, allright.

- So we shot 'em where they stood. - Gentlemen,

He made stew too and like my mama's.

- how you doin', black Major?

Nobody sits in Sweet Dave's chaire.

John Ruth. I'm bringin' in this one to Red Rock to hang.

random nigger soldier picked from a pile of letters.

Always said that Davis was a courages man.

You and Sweet Dave seemed pretty chummy over here.

you're just an English fella' passin' off his papers.

When the STBXW tries to renegotiate the sign settlement agreement

you leave here, meet up with your gang and high tail it to Mexico?

Don't mind me gentlemen, I'm just watching.

Good luck, mate.

Yeah it's really me and it's really my head.

My son, Chester Charles Smithers,

They shared a correspondence during the war.

We're just gonna' go warm ourself's by the stove, if that's all right?

It's why I ain't too anxious to be handin' out rides.

Warren goddamit, you leave that old man alone!