Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

If you think I'm keeping this dollar, I'm not!

I made sure you had the finest opportunities.

You got in my path, not the other way around.

Okay, I got Percodan, Vicodin, Darvocet, and...

- What? - Rory Gilmore.

- Thank you for tonight. It was perfect. - You're welcome.

So the logic behind the chicken choice really isn't that bad.

Absolutely. Then we should go to Turkey...

No, it's about the feeling of complete terror...

Okay, I need something to drink. You want some punch?

- Mom, stop it! - What are you doing?

She's over here, asleep with the bag boy from the market.

- Why? - Because I have to go home soon...

So you're the big, strong protector?

No, I think I'm good.

I seriously don't know what got into him.

I could make you one.

Nothing. Just getting to know your boyfriend.

And remember to enunciate. I'm reading lips out here.

So, was that your boyfriend?

You can't come. You shouldn't be near my house right now.

'There's little in taking or giving There's little in water or wine

Are you serious?

No, thank you so much. Okay, bye-bye.

But why aren't you going?

You will not come into my house and tell me I threw my life away.

Just one more thing. Take a picture of Rory for me, please?

I'm not sleeping with Dean!

You will not come near her ever again.

- Okay, here I go. - Good luck.

- Are you having a good time? - Actually, I am. You?

Become a crazy Oscar Levant kind of celebrity...

and I did it in front of Grandma, and she nailed you for it.

- Is your hair shorter? - Yeah. Quarter of an inch.

What do you mean? We know what happened.

and being a part of the social activities is really important at Chilton.

You gave a very nice one, in case you're interested.

Since none of the kids at school like me...

So, you're traveling with a bodyguard now?

This goes to the very heart of the question of taste.

Relinquish the banana, please.

- Lorelai Gilmore. - You made it yourself?

- Do you work on Saturdays? I forget. - It depends.