Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Where is my granddaughter? - Kitchen.

Did you really bring your cousin?

But at these kinds of things they often serve chicken...

Go ahead, tell them!

and the pants that slip down in the back, giving you that good plumber shot.

- Hi, I'm Rory. This is Dean. - Hi.

You'll be on the dance floor listening to Tom Waits...

'Hi, this is Dean, my boyfriend,' kind of way.

You can't be going with someone better than Tristan.

Maybe I was some horrible, uncontrollable child like you say...

Okay, Rory, come in here, please.

I have to go home.

One of us should be up-to-date on the goings-on at her school.

- Get out. - What?

I'm focusing on you now.

It has a little color, so it may look unfamiliar to you.

I've seen the light. Everything goes. What else you got?

Okay, ladies, grab your yoga mats.

If I kiss you, is a nun gonna come out and boot me out of here?

- Mom, please don't make me eat this. - You have to eat something.

- I was all out of Saran wrap. - I don't want to figure that one out.

You do enjoy teasing me, don't you?

- What are you talking about? - Rory's mentioned you.

- Rory looked so lovely tonight. - She did, didn't she?

I don't know how I feel about this whole situation.

Yes. Have you been here all night?

- Where's my purse? - I got it. Relax.

Don't be silly. I couldn't possibly leave you alone like this.

I just don't want you to miss on any experience because you're too afraid.

Look around, Mom. This is a life.

- that has not made me crazy. - All right.

Please tell me you have something besides Lipton.

It was a picture of a really rich kid in plaid.

- Lorelai, this is serious. - Mom, I said nothing, okay?

Is your horse and buggy parked outside? Gotta get home for the barn raising?

- What time is it? - It's 5:30 in the morning.

to make sure we've got it right.

Oh, my God, it's horrible! What on earth was I thinking?

- It's a spotted owl. - In plaid.

Have an amazing time.

slightly sinister barroom decoration?

Here, sit. I got an ACE Bandage in my bag.

Where is this lamp? I want to see it.

So she'll look really ugly and people will point and throw rocks.

- Chicken? - I don't know if there's chicken.

You're just mad because I screwed up...

barring a piano or a safe falling on my head...

She and Dean were at Miss Patty's.

You can't move. You've been sitting there since I arrived.

- I'll just take it back. - Mom, I said I want it.

of dancing in public...

- Does he drink? - Like a fish.