Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I have no desire to go at all. I was just thinking out loud, that's all.
He's gonna say no.
I've actually never gone to a dance before.
- Wait up! - I have to go!
- Does he go to this school? - No, he doesn't.
Why don't you ever clean up around here?
that only hits losers on dance night.
You guys spend a lot of time not kissing other people, if it isn't that sort of thing.
No, it sounds weird.
Are you seriously trying to act tough? You're wearing a tie, for God's sake!
So, you wanna maybe go?
and then you get auctioned off to a biker gang from Sausalito.
I hate to break up the party, but we should go.
There's a formal?
- No, but I can imagine it. - That's true.
Beats me.
- You're my boyfriend. - That's the consensus.
You want to go make out?
you don't realize that Paris and Tristan were just eaten by bears.
Right.
That's wonderful! I'm thrilled.
No, this is my... This is Dean.
My eyelashes are all stuck together.
You could've gotten Fred MacMurray to off Dad if you'd really wanted to.
Take this one. It's a muscle-relaxer. Very mild, I promise.
See, we didn't actually...
- I don't, I'm sorry. - I did, and you loved it.
I don't know what he is, but he's not a boyfriend.
If I was so controlling...
No, it'd be like fighting an accountant. I'll call you when I need my taxes done.
Rory, let's go. Your public awaits!
You're basing all your dance opinions on one viewing of Sixteen Candles.
Any second now, the moving will begin.
It is not.
- You wanna help? - Yeah, sure.
So, Ponyboy, you happy?
It's this kind of thing where you go, and they play music...
There's this thing at my school on Saturday.
What is it?
Mom, I read my newsletter.
Rory's disdain of formals is totally her own.
You can't possibly be comfortable like that.
There you go.
But I told him to honk and I'd meet him out there. We agreed.
You are seriously babbling.
It depends on what hairstyle you choose.
What candlesticks?
I don't know. What kind of mother were you?
I mean, it's just a dance. What's the big deal?
Movie stars always walk down staircases.
I'm fine, Mom. I just stubbed my toe.
There is nothing normal about a back spasm.
that Paris Geller couldn't get a date to the dance. That she had no one.
Lorelai, I've watched you do a lot of stupid things in your life...
I know that, and your yelling is not helping me.
Back off.
Do you not join in because you really don't want to...
Look, Barbara Stanwyck.
- So? - So you have nothing to compare it to.
exchanged them.
Sort of.
- You did? - That's right.
Those are not friends.
If he wants to take you out, he will walk up to this door...
Maybe we could just go in for a minute.
I hear Squeaky Fromme's up for parole soon. You should keep a good thought.
Just make sure everything's locked up before you leave.
- Girlfriend. - You.