Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

On probably the most Exciting invention

Mr. Bookman, I've done Everything but phon e Your own u n dertaker.

It's the best I've ever done.

Now today Is the 1 9th of j u ly.

Have you got A long wait! [chuckies]

But at the ridiculously Low price of 25 Cents a spool.

Aren't you gon na Say goodbye?

What-- what I mean Is that, uh,

There's one for you.

U n f in ish ed bus in ess Of a major natu re.

Not at 1 0, not at 5,

I never made A tru ly big p itch.

I can live ti l then?

I trust that Will su it you.

Who might su ffer beyon d A reasonable po I nt Your dem ise?

You were writing In a book.

[soft melancholy music]

Oh, excuse me, I forgot something

She j u m ped right Off the curb and I Had no chance to stop.

Oh, my goodn ess, It is hot today!

Thanks an awfu l lot. See you after su pper, huh?

I'll show you What I was selling. [chuckies]

Well, there's your Trou ble right there.

Well, I'm ready.

With a certif icate of 4 years Service ab I lity

Lovely things, Calam in e lotion,

Well, then someon e Send for a doctor!

Think of all The poor sou ls who Go in violent accidents.