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But when I wanted to sing a duet in a mother-daughter pageant,

just to kiss my daughter's ass.

I left my Sith Lord cloak too near my mom's shrine

Isn't it, Verna?

Well, don't worry about me, Pete.

at a mother-daughter talent pageant.

# I can never get enough #

If only some genius had secretly

on account of my bad knee.

Is this the fight?

This is the worst thing I've ever seen.

Here comes your baby!

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Oh, well, I just wanted to thank you for coming to the party.

with that time that my boyfriend broke his tailbone off

Just like when I dye my pool on St. Patrick's Day.

My mother once won a radio contest

While you were talking, I put a thumbtack in my neck.

Thanks, Meat Cat.

What are you smiling at?

This just got awesome.

Mom, you remembered!

I am quitting smoking.

I want to be in business with you.

Some of those people on Match Game were drunk.

And you're going to have to pay.

Okay, I don't mean to be the black guy at the movies,