Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

If only some genius had secretly

Mom, you remembered!

My mother once won a radio contest

at a mother-daughter talent pageant.

What are you smiling at?

on account of my bad knee.

This just got awesome.

I left my Sith Lord cloak too near my mom's shrine

I am quitting smoking.

Isn't it, Verna?

And you're going to have to pay.

While you were talking, I put a thumbtack in my neck.

# I can never get enough #

Is this the fight?

Oh, well, I just wanted to thank you for coming to the party.

This is the worst thing I've ever seen.

I want to be in business with you.

FroPro Chicken and Rice with Bang bang sauce

Well, don't worry about me, Pete.

just to kiss my daughter's ass.

Just like when I dye my pool on St. Patrick's Day.

Okay, I don't mean to be the black guy at the movies,

But when I wanted to sing a duet in a mother-daughter pageant,

with that time that my boyfriend broke his tailbone off

Here comes your baby!

Thanks, Meat Cat.

Some of those people on Match Game were drunk.