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No, no, it's not a girl. lt's a very old man.
Now, what can l sell you?
...that this is just out of the goodness of my heart.
l've got this Afro-Latin record that'll really turn you on.
But he wants to buy my-- My water formula. He--
Don't you have running water in your home?
Well, of course. This isn't ordinary water. lt's seawater.
Can you really take salt out of water?
-Don't buy any old capsules from him. -Oh, what are they?
lt grows in fields everywhere, everyplace.
-Yes, you might say that. -Then again, l might not.
Jeannie! Jeannie, no, no, stop. Now, stop! No, no, don't do that.
-What kind of statue? -Well, l don't know what the name is...
When you negotiate...
-l hope you don't think that l'd be-- -Oh, don't l?
Keep your eye on him, master.
What is it?
Oh, he's coming.
-You mean that? -Sure.
Gave the whole history of the plant...
l should have warned you. He is the black sheep of the family.
Just by talking to it, you brought that vehicle to a stop.
Well, sir, really, it's just plain old ordinary seawater, that's all. Just--
Well, it's not a cart. lt's a car. A car. l'm afraid l can't take you out today.
Wait a minute. What did you say?
Then, perhaps, l will lower my price.
l can get you all that you need.