Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You want to tell me about what?

I'm here... I'm here to show Julia.

Wait, it's okay, you guys, this is my doctor.

Did you look this good when we were married?

For Peter, guitars, and for Mikey, baseballs.

Okay, or tweet at me.

I think that ball was deflated.

Wow! You look really nice.

Great, and we'll do our best to make it expensive.

Where did everybody go?

Well, I called to say hi

That just makes a lot of sense, right, Jess?

Thanks for joining me here on HSN from our headquarters

I'm done. I'm done with surprises.

Can you read me?

to keep our love lives separate

You do not blow another man's whistle.

So, Flo and I thought you two should kiss and make up.

Oh, my God, thank you.

She's amazing. My girlfriend is American,

I'm going to go get some punch.

if you continue to date a man whose skin was darker than a Frappuccino.

Their passports?

Doin' it, doin' it, yeah

I'm not a contest winner.

This is something that I can do for you, is answer and talk to them.

to the punch and smell the flowers. Go nuts.

There's no texting.

Her name is Sandy Newhouse. All right, why?

I mean, I can't imagine... Just the other stuff I don't know about.

it would be a good time.

Uh, okay, so, I was trying to create

This is so exciting, you guys!

I get why they call him Tanner.

but I would say "ma'am" is good.

You're their mom. Mmm-hmm.

so we're taking the boys to the Foo Fighters concert this weekend. But...

Okay, we're coming. Hi.

Another hip-hop-related casualty is all.

Hey! This thing is... God.

You've lost your mind.

No, I know, Henry warned me that it's bad this time of year

Presenting our float for the Mother's Day parade.

- Rachel's open! - Chase it down, that's it.

I'm sorry! No, it was just,

Earl and I may stay awhile, too.

Can we, um, just go back to the not married thing for a sec?

And also, um...

Hey, guys, thank you very much.

and she has this power over you.

Nice pep talk there, clown.

waiting to do the job.

All right, you're gone.

Hey, if you're going to come, will you just text me?

"Oh, my God, Mia, I have met the perfect guy for you."

They were excited.

So, that's what's happening here.

Thought I was finished with them,

Max, get ready, my sister's coming.

Welcome to the book signing, everyone.

It's on the side of the rat!

Five grand at stake.

or one of the gazillion things that I do?

It's your parents.

Oh! Now, that's the last straw.

Just really made me appreciate what I have. Totally.

I'm proud of you, Earl.

It's not scary.

Come on, let's eat, Dad. Come on.

and he leaves for the bathroom,

Whoa. Awesome. Ta-da.

I just haven't had the courage to contact her.

Oh, no, that's terrible. I love it.

I'm so sorry. What is all this?

I told you you'd be okay.

I'm Adam Freeman.

"Thanks for all that you do.

because it's the divorce thing that scares me,

Hello, viewers.

Yeah, just for a minute.

Okay, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, that's it.

I'm your sister. I live next door to you.

Yeah, there's no texting in soccer, okay?

Let's eat, Mom.

and there's a lot of ragweed.

Okay, who doesn't lie on their first date?

You don't need this.

Well, will you?

You... A pox upon your whistle.

- And the donuts. - At my request.

Actually, my wife passed away, so...

at 7:45 in the morning?

Yes, you have that here now.

but figured you'd want the keys.

with your host, former used car legend

It's nice to see you, too.

stop, stop, stop, hold on, hold on!

Well, uh, that wasn't so hard, now, was it?

My bra's on inside out.

Gabi, you're not going to believe it.

I got it. I got it. Yep.

Wait. You're free.

He's a little dark.

That's your grandma.

Sweet jumpin' Jesus.

I ate a whole coffee cake last night.

if my ex-husband hadn't married a tween,

I'm engaged to an investment banker named Steven.

No, uh, don't applaud.

You're Shorty? Yeah.

Someone stole my ignition fuse!

- Okay, I did. - Hi.

A surprise. Thank you so much.

Come in, door's open.

I got the call.

Guys, don't make me come up there.

A heck of an episode of The Jerry Springer Show.

Make sure she meets Miranda before we check out.

You're gonna fall when the stereos pump me

I don't understand.

Rachel, you've got to hustle. Come on.

I'll talk to you later.

They didn't even tell me.

Well, I just thought because she was in Atlanta,

No, not at all. You're hired.

We've been driving 20 hours straight.

When she's about to be sick?

Hey, watch your language.

There's, like, a security guard up front I'm sure.

Nice to meet you.

I mean, there's running and jumping, eye contact,

For every professional clown, there's 100 hacks with a red nose and a wig

Go ahead, Edith.

Mom made me live alone in college

I thought you'd moved back to LA.

No, he thinks so.