Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I ate a whole coffee cake last night.

because it's the divorce thing that scares me,

I'm not a contest winner.

Well, will you?

All right, you're gone.

Someone stole my ignition fuse!

Actually, my wife passed away, so...

Max, get ready, my sister's coming.

I'm so sorry. What is all this?

I'm your sister. I live next door to you.

They didn't even tell me.

Okay, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, that's it.

but figured you'd want the keys.

Yeah, there's no texting in soccer, okay?

Come on, let's eat, Dad. Come on.

For Peter, guitars, and for Mikey, baseballs.

and she has this power over you.

or one of the gazillion things that I do?

but I would say "ma'am" is good.

Welcome to the book signing, everyone.

It's not scary.

Yeah, just for a minute.

I'm engaged to an investment banker named Steven.

Hey, guys, thank you very much.

Can we, um, just go back to the not married thing for a sec?

No, he thinks so.

to the punch and smell the flowers. Go nuts.

Their passports?

- Okay, I did. - Hi.

It's nice to see you, too.

Thought I was finished with them,

This is so exciting, you guys!

Doin' it, doin' it, yeah

Rachel, you've got to hustle. Come on.

I mean, there's running and jumping, eye contact,

So, that's what's happening here.

Nice to meet you.

He's a little dark.

Whoa. Awesome. Ta-da.

Thanks for joining me here on HSN from our headquarters

- And the donuts. - At my request.

For every professional clown, there's 100 hacks with a red nose and a wig

Wait, it's okay, you guys, this is my doctor.

if you continue to date a man whose skin was darker than a Frappuccino.

That just makes a lot of sense, right, Jess?

I'm going to go get some punch.

Go ahead, Edith.

I got the call.

if my ex-husband hadn't married a tween,

Presenting our float for the Mother's Day parade.

Another hip-hop-related casualty is all.

My bra's on inside out.

A heck of an episode of The Jerry Springer Show.

Let's eat, Mom.

Oh! Now, that's the last straw.

Yes, you have that here now.

Where did everybody go?

You're Shorty? Yeah.

Come in, door's open.

Great, and we'll do our best to make it expensive.

I think that ball was deflated.

Wow! You look really nice.

So, Flo and I thought you two should kiss and make up.

No, I know, Henry warned me that it's bad this time of year

That's your grandma.

She's amazing. My girlfriend is American,

waiting to do the job.

Can you read me?

You want to tell me about what?

Wait. You're free.

This is something that I can do for you, is answer and talk to them.

You're gonna fall when the stereos pump me

Just really made me appreciate what I have. Totally.

Okay, who doesn't lie on their first date?

I'm done. I'm done with surprises.

I mean, I can't imagine... Just the other stuff I don't know about.

I'm sorry! No, it was just,

You're their mom. Mmm-hmm.

Hey! This thing is... God.

I'll talk to you later.

There's no texting.

- Rachel's open! - Chase it down, that's it.

No, uh, don't applaud.

I don't understand.

Mom made me live alone in college

I got it. I got it. Yep.

I thought you'd moved back to LA.

A surprise. Thank you so much.

It's your parents.

And also, um...

at 7:45 in the morning?

I'm here... I'm here to show Julia.

Earl and I may stay awhile, too.

We've been driving 20 hours straight.

Sweet jumpin' Jesus.

You don't need this.

When she's about to be sick?

Oh, my God, thank you.

and there's a lot of ragweed.

stop, stop, stop, hold on, hold on!

You've lost your mind.

Uh, okay, so, I was trying to create

Oh, no, that's terrible. I love it.

to keep our love lives separate

I'm Adam Freeman.

I'm proud of you, Earl.

"Oh, my God, Mia, I have met the perfect guy for you."

There's, like, a security guard up front I'm sure.

It's on the side of the rat!

Guys, don't make me come up there.

Well, I called to say hi

Her name is Sandy Newhouse. All right, why?

so we're taking the boys to the Foo Fighters concert this weekend. But...

They were excited.

Hey, if you're going to come, will you just text me?

Nice pep talk there, clown.

Gabi, you're not going to believe it.

with your host, former used car legend

I told you you'd be okay.

Well, I just thought because she was in Atlanta,

Hey, watch your language.

No, not at all. You're hired.

I just haven't had the courage to contact her.

I get why they call him Tanner.

"Thanks for all that you do.

Make sure she meets Miranda before we check out.

Five grand at stake.

and he leaves for the bathroom,

Hello, viewers.

Okay, we're coming. Hi.

You do not blow another man's whistle.

it would be a good time.

Well, uh, that wasn't so hard, now, was it?

Did you look this good when we were married?

Okay, or tweet at me.

You... A pox upon your whistle.