Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Whoa. Awesome. Ta-da.

Another hip-hop-related casualty is all.

It's your parents.

at 7:45 in the morning?

Five grand at stake.

Actually, my wife passed away, so...

So, that's what's happening here.

My bra's on inside out.

if you continue to date a man whose skin was darker than a Frappuccino.

Thanks for joining me here on HSN from our headquarters

I'm engaged to an investment banker named Steven.

That just makes a lot of sense, right, Jess?

Nice to meet you.

Oh, my God, thank you.

I'm not a contest winner.

No, uh, don't applaud.

I think that ball was deflated.

I mean, there's running and jumping, eye contact,

When she's about to be sick?

I'm sorry! No, it was just,

Doin' it, doin' it, yeah

but figured you'd want the keys.

I'm going to go get some punch.

or one of the gazillion things that I do?

I got it. I got it. Yep.

You're their mom. Mmm-hmm.

I thought you'd moved back to LA.

and there's a lot of ragweed.

It's not scary.

I'm proud of you, Earl.

And also, um...

Well, I just thought because she was in Atlanta,

It's on the side of the rat!

She's amazing. My girlfriend is American,

I mean, I can't imagine... Just the other stuff I don't know about.

Hey, guys, thank you very much.

to keep our love lives separate

Yeah, just for a minute.

Okay, who doesn't lie on their first date?

Oh! Now, that's the last straw.

stop, stop, stop, hold on, hold on!

All right, you're gone.

I'm your sister. I live next door to you.

Yes, you have that here now.

Mom made me live alone in college

Wait. You're free.

Well, uh, that wasn't so hard, now, was it?

- And the donuts. - At my request.

Max, get ready, my sister's coming.

Did you look this good when we were married?

He's a little dark.

There's, like, a security guard up front I'm sure.

Great, and we'll do our best to make it expensive.

"Oh, my God, Mia, I have met the perfect guy for you."

No, I know, Henry warned me that it's bad this time of year

Gabi, you're not going to believe it.

Welcome to the book signing, everyone.

There's no texting.

Thought I was finished with them,

it would be a good time.

and he leaves for the bathroom,

You don't need this.

I'm so sorry. What is all this?

Sweet jumpin' Jesus.

Can you read me?

I'm here... I'm here to show Julia.

It's nice to see you, too.

Oh, no, that's terrible. I love it.

A heck of an episode of The Jerry Springer Show.

Someone stole my ignition fuse!

if my ex-husband hadn't married a tween,

Come on, let's eat, Dad. Come on.

Go ahead, Edith.

Hey! This thing is... God.

Okay, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, that's it.

Let's eat, Mom.

and she has this power over you.

No, he thinks so.

I'm Adam Freeman.

Okay, or tweet at me.

Come in, door's open.

A surprise. Thank you so much.

So, Flo and I thought you two should kiss and make up.

For Peter, guitars, and for Mikey, baseballs.

Hello, viewers.

Presenting our float for the Mother's Day parade.

Can we, um, just go back to the not married thing for a sec?

"Thanks for all that you do.

but I would say "ma'am" is good.

You've lost your mind.

Yeah, there's no texting in soccer, okay?

Hey, watch your language.

so we're taking the boys to the Foo Fighters concert this weekend. But...

I told you you'd be okay.

We've been driving 20 hours straight.

This is so exciting, you guys!

waiting to do the job.

Make sure she meets Miranda before we check out.

You do not blow another man's whistle.

I ate a whole coffee cake last night.

Okay, we're coming. Hi.

You want to tell me about what?

You're Shorty? Yeah.

No, not at all. You're hired.

Wait, it's okay, you guys, this is my doctor.

I'll talk to you later.

They were excited.

Her name is Sandy Newhouse. All right, why?

with your host, former used car legend

For every professional clown, there's 100 hacks with a red nose and a wig

Guys, don't make me come up there.

Hey, if you're going to come, will you just text me?

I'm done. I'm done with surprises.

Well, will you?

This is something that I can do for you, is answer and talk to them.

I don't understand.

They didn't even tell me.

Wow! You look really nice.

Where did everybody go?

Earl and I may stay awhile, too.

Their passports?

You... A pox upon your whistle.

I just haven't had the courage to contact her.

Nice pep talk there, clown.

That's your grandma.

- Rachel's open! - Chase it down, that's it.

Rachel, you've got to hustle. Come on.

I got the call.

to the punch and smell the flowers. Go nuts.

Uh, okay, so, I was trying to create

Well, I called to say hi

because it's the divorce thing that scares me,

You're gonna fall when the stereos pump me

I get why they call him Tanner.

- Okay, I did. - Hi.

Just really made me appreciate what I have. Totally.