Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It's not scary.

Can you read me?

Where did everybody go?

I got the call.

She's amazing. My girlfriend is American,

I'm so sorry. What is all this?

Just really made me appreciate what I have. Totally.

It's your parents.

I'm done. I'm done with surprises.

to the punch and smell the flowers. Go nuts.

Rachel, you've got to hustle. Come on.

For every professional clown, there's 100 hacks with a red nose and a wig

I'm proud of you, Earl.

Hey, guys, thank you very much.

waiting to do the job.

Gabi, you're not going to believe it.

That's your grandma.

Another hip-hop-related casualty is all.

This is something that I can do for you, is answer and talk to them.

Mom made me live alone in college

but I would say "ma'am" is good.

I thought you'd moved back to LA.

There's no texting.

They didn't even tell me.

All right, you're gone.

Their passports?

You want to tell me about what?

Thanks for joining me here on HSN from our headquarters

No, I know, Henry warned me that it's bad this time of year

I'm engaged to an investment banker named Steven.

No, not at all. You're hired.

Okay, or tweet at me.

Thought I was finished with them,

Great, and we'll do our best to make it expensive.

You... A pox upon your whistle.

Her name is Sandy Newhouse. All right, why?

Can we, um, just go back to the not married thing for a sec?

Did you look this good when we were married?

Nice to meet you.

Actually, my wife passed away, so...

Whoa. Awesome. Ta-da.

A surprise. Thank you so much.

Welcome to the book signing, everyone.

Earl and I may stay awhile, too.

and there's a lot of ragweed.

- Rachel's open! - Chase it down, that's it.

It's on the side of the rat!

Max, get ready, my sister's coming.

It's nice to see you, too.

I mean, there's running and jumping, eye contact,

"Oh, my God, Mia, I have met the perfect guy for you."

Guys, don't make me come up there.

Uh, okay, so, I was trying to create

Sweet jumpin' Jesus.

Okay, we're coming. Hi.

I don't understand.

and he leaves for the bathroom,

Oh, no, that's terrible. I love it.

Wait, it's okay, you guys, this is my doctor.

Nice pep talk there, clown.

but figured you'd want the keys.

Hey! This thing is... God.

I'll talk to you later.

Presenting our float for the Mother's Day parade.

Okay, who doesn't lie on their first date?

He's a little dark.

Someone stole my ignition fuse!

They were excited.

and she has this power over you.

because it's the divorce thing that scares me,

I'm your sister. I live next door to you.

There's, like, a security guard up front I'm sure.

A heck of an episode of The Jerry Springer Show.

So, Flo and I thought you two should kiss and make up.

I'm Adam Freeman.

- And the donuts. - At my request.

For Peter, guitars, and for Mikey, baseballs.

I just haven't had the courage to contact her.

Wait. You're free.

it would be a good time.

I get why they call him Tanner.

Doin' it, doin' it, yeah

I mean, I can't imagine... Just the other stuff I don't know about.

Well, will you?

I'm sorry! No, it was just,

I ate a whole coffee cake last night.

Make sure she meets Miranda before we check out.

Go ahead, Edith.

You don't need this.

Wow! You look really nice.

Well, I called to say hi

You do not blow another man's whistle.

I'm going to go get some punch.

with your host, former used car legend

No, uh, don't applaud.

You've lost your mind.

stop, stop, stop, hold on, hold on!

Yeah, just for a minute.

Hey, watch your language.

Okay, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, that's it.

if you continue to date a man whose skin was darker than a Frappuccino.

Five grand at stake.

I got it. I got it. Yep.

Come in, door's open.

I'm not a contest winner.

So, that's what's happening here.

at 7:45 in the morning?

Hey, if you're going to come, will you just text me?

Oh! Now, that's the last straw.

That just makes a lot of sense, right, Jess?

When she's about to be sick?

Hello, viewers.

Let's eat, Mom.

We've been driving 20 hours straight.

Yes, you have that here now.

"Thanks for all that you do.

Come on, let's eat, Dad. Come on.

to keep our love lives separate

No, he thinks so.

if my ex-husband hadn't married a tween,

- Okay, I did. - Hi.

I think that ball was deflated.

Oh, my God, thank you.

My bra's on inside out.

Yeah, there's no texting in soccer, okay?

And also, um...

You're Shorty? Yeah.

This is so exciting, you guys!

I told you you'd be okay.

or one of the gazillion things that I do?

You're gonna fall when the stereos pump me

so we're taking the boys to the Foo Fighters concert this weekend. But...

Well, uh, that wasn't so hard, now, was it?

Well, I just thought because she was in Atlanta,

I'm here... I'm here to show Julia.

You're their mom. Mmm-hmm.