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All right. Yeah, you put your...
Why are you telling us this?
- Totally freaking out. - Shut up! Taco Bell instead of Popeyes! Burn Notice on Disney channel! Burn Notice on NBC 30!
I bet.
I don't know what that means, but we're glad to see you.
Don't freaking tag me, you idiot moron!!! What, Asano! What did you say?
I still have the '96 Olympics on VHS.
Sit down. I got big, big news for you.
- Nailed it. - Uh, I guess I did.
- Yeah, you can't pull it down that hard. - Okay.
Get the fuck out of my house! Hoshino, you’re next! Get the fuck out of my house too! (Emi slam the door)
Fish Hooks
That's why I quit being your coach.
Mom loves synchronized swimming.
(Asano peeing and screaming) Yes!!! Get the fuck out of my house! (emi slam the door)
(asano peeing longest) Ugh! I'm back... What the... Asano! Did you fucking pee on the fucking closet?!
Big commitment.
to get in the water any day now.
Then I don't nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger
Good.
Huddle up. Come here.
- Oh, my God. - Just warm it up for me.
Let's get this swim going!
You're not going to get away with it, either.
Your youngest child is nine.
We will... do this in the empty pool.
You're a great coach... a beautiful, sensual coach.
You can't keep doing the kids' homework for them.
Summer School.
Summer school.
- So am I. - Me, too.
This is called the eggbeater kick.
Yeah. Say something funny.
Good, 'cause we're getting chili.
I’m deleting everything from your channel, Asano! You moron!
Swirl it. Is it nonfat?