Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- HI, MR. DAVID, HOW ARE YOU? - GOOD.
FOLKS, I WISH THAT I HAD BETTER NEWS FOR YOU.
YEAH, YOU CAN'T BREAK UP WITH SOMEBODY WHO'S GOT CANCER.
- WHO'S THAT GUY WITH THE DOCTOR? - THAT'S HIS BOYFRIEND.
DID YOU SEE THAT? DID YOU SEE THAT GUY?
NICE TO MEET YOU. I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE GAY.
WHY DID YOU SAY IT THEN?
- NO, IT'S NOT A CRIME. IT'S JUST ODD. - IT'S NOT A CRIME.
THE BEST SALAD ANYBODY EVER MADE.
I'LL BE THERE! I GOTTA SIT IN A ROOM WITH THAT NUT?
UM, IT'S NOT HAPPENING.
OH, LEMONADE? SO YOU'RE A HYPOCRITE TOO?
TO FIND OUT WHO'S GOING TO A PARTY.
- OH MY GOD, I DIDN'T KNOW THAT. - YEAH, LISTEN, I GOTTA GO HELP SUSIE.
OH, THE EVIL STEPMOTHER. SO YOU'RE COMPARING HER TO AN EVIL STEPMOTHER?
- THAT'S VERY GOOD HERE. - RIGHT. WITH THE 200 CROUTONS.
I CAN'T THANK YOU GUYS ENOUGH!
- THE KARDASHIANS! - WHAT?
YEAH, IT FEELS GOOD. 75° IS PERFECT.
- DID YOU SAY FOUR YEARS? - COULD BE, YEAH.
IT'S LIKE A HUGE RESPONSIBILITY-- FEEDING FISH.
- BAM BAM-- - CALL MARTY.
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SHE RESTING. BYE.
WHY DON'T YOU MAKE SURE BEFORE YOU ASK SOMEBODY, "AM I GONNA SEE YOU TONIGHT?"
- I DON'T EVEN EAT TURKEY. - ...THE YELLOW MUSTARD IN A GLASS JAR
- I'M SURPRISED YOU DIDN'T OFFER, TO BE HONEST. - WELL, I WAS ABOUT TO OFFER.
- AND IT'S A LITTLE BIT OFFENSIVE. - I'M SORRY IF YOU'RE OFFENDED.
WOULD YOU BET FOR CANCER OR AGAINST CANCER?
I DON'T KNOW THAT THERE IS A DOWNSIDE, EXCEPT THAT--
- NOW-- - OH, LARRY, LARRY!
- ARE YOU SURE? REALLY? - PLEASE.